After 7 games

Soggy, twin sister of former Fastbreaker Ghoul Burnt, who was forced to retire through injury, is the first player in team history to complete a touchdown pass in a victory. Tossing the ball whole feet to nearby Wight Coco Popper who scampered home for the first score in the Fastbreakers' 3-0 victory over Evendeathmaydie, Soggy has made a name for herself in a sport where her kind are traditionally overlooked; the majority of Bloodbowl players are, after all, alive.

The first reanimated player to play for the Fastbreakers, and consequently the first to not be named after their favourite early-morning meal! Van Nistelrooy is a former Wood Elf Wardancer for the Irala Vegans team, killed by Zombie The Lucky Charm.

For the record, Van Nistelrooy's favourite cereal is also, ironically, Lucky Charms.

Porrirdge Without Any Jam likes his breakfast without jam.

But he doens't actually know how to spell 'porridge'.

After 8 games

By all rights, Mourn Flakes shouldn't be on the team. Invited to watch a training session by their cousin and fellow Zombie Cheerioh-no, Mourn Flakes was thrown into action when injuries left the practice squad short of players. Being the only spectator, Mourn Flakes grabbed the nearest helmet and charged onto the Line of Scrimmage, only to immediately suffer a series of broken ribs that have prevented any and all armour from properly fitting.

Not discouraged, he made the team - mostly because none of the other players had the heart to tell him to leave after his heroic display of training-ground line-fodder - although with a slight fragility compared to his fellow Zombies, due to the ill-fitting armour. Yet he is frequently voted team MVP by his comrades, racking up experience and renown, mostly so they can keep him pacified on the sidelines, and out of further trouble.

The Lucky Charm is one of the hardest-hitting Bloodbowl players to ever be named after a sugary breakfast cereal! With three casualties to their name, including the death of the Wood Elf Wardancer Van Nistelrooy, The Lucky Charm has become a talisman for the front line of the team.

After 5 games

Much like the milk of his favourite cereal, the performances of Coco Popper vary from a clear, pure competence to a turgid, brown mess. The proud holder of the Fastbreakers' first interception, rolling a natural six against the Rats in Heaven to make a critical pick in the 3-2 defeat, he also fumbled two pickups in that game, damning the side to their fifth consecutive game without a win.

He is currently working hard on his ball-handling skills, yet refuses to attempt a pickup without using one of those Coco Pops-branded pastic spoons you sometimes get in packs. The coaching staff are still trying to convince him to actually use his hands.

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After 7 games

The additional training has worked! Coco has now doubled his collection of Fastbreakers first-times, being the first player to score in the team's first-ever victory! Catching a last-gasp pass from Ghoul teammate Soggy, he sprinted to the endzone to kick off the Fastbreakers' eventual 3-0 win over fellow Necromantic side Evendeathmaydie. Yet he still refuses to use his hands, and coaches are beginning to wonder if there really is no limit to what he can accomplish with tiny plastic spoons clasped in his hands.