Foulest of the foul, yet fun-loving, Iok-Sothoth rises again from his ages long slumber to cast blight and corruption across the bloodblowl pitches of the World.

<p>Of late the great pile has decided to prove that an Agility of 1 is no bar to playing the ball. He has picked up the ball on his own initiative twice and even thrown it once and ran in for a touchdown another time. Although no one is sure if he thought it was a morsel of food at the time.... Next step: Interception.</p>

Pirate, scoundrel, lover of women, and head of the Legion of Dynamic Discord. Hail Eris!! All Hail Discordia!!!

Founder of the Bavarian Illuminati, and possible impersonator of George Washington after 1788.

Guardian of all amphibians, and users of paint solvents.

Mordecai the Foul, Head of the SDS and the American Boy Scouts.

Hedjef was a lowly skeleton warrior under the yoke of the Desert Lords, now he has fullfilled his destiny as a Rotter working for the glory of Iok-Sothoth!