"Kaos is my name. Say it. Say it as I rip your heart out"

"They think that by calling us Darth, they label us as evil. You know what, they're right. And that's OK."

Glargor doesn't say much. Probably because it only comes out as a growl anyway, what with his tongue getting ripped out last season. His teeth went ages ago...

They say his father was a bull. The less said about his mother, the better.

This is what happens when farmers get waaaaay too drunk while tending their goats.

He practices his blitzes against brick walls. The team are getting tired of this, as new bricks cost a LOT.

Would you look at those horns?

They say he dries the leftovers of his dead opponents to put in his kids' lunchboxes. Dad of the year?

When he was born, his mother said his father could name him after his favourite thing, hoping something like "Wrath" would result. We like what his dad did, how about you?

He claims his grandfather was a Minotaur. His friends say there's a lot more wool involved. Just don't go "Baaaah" anywhere in his hearing. People don't get back up after that.