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Inebriated Realism
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Tommy 'the Tranquilizer' Zwart
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
61
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
Skills
Block
+AG
Guard
Tackle
Founding member, original captain, heroic ladies' man and general star of the show.
In 2514 the Realism's League division debut match would leave him with a minor hand injury after a solid TD in the 1st half for their drive - paving the way for a thrilling victory in the final minutes of the match.
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB3 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
In 2514 the Realism's League division debut match would leave him with a minor hand injury after a solid TD in the 1st half for their drive - paving the way for a thrilling victory in the final minutes of the match.
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB3 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
Tuaki 'Prince Alkaline' Tumultuous
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
31
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Team original
Took the team's first BB16 MVP
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB3 era
Took the team's first BB16 MVP
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB3 era
Rob 'Rhetorik Retort' Sullenger
#3
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Wrestle
Team original, smashed an ankle in his 10th match. Rob is a LoS hardman who regularly plays on the front line.
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era
Andrew Stampleton
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
Makes his debut in the squad's 9th match - being the 3rd player to don the #4 jersey.
The 5th blitzer to play for the squad (the first non-founding blitzer) after team original Cage Synchronium twas slain. Also the first and only pure CRP player to join the team.
Though recruited during the CRP era, his debut would be in the squad's first BB16 match.
The 5th blitzer to play for the squad (the first non-founding blitzer) after team original Cage Synchronium twas slain. Also the first and only pure CRP player to join the team.
Though recruited during the CRP era, his debut would be in the squad's first BB16 match.
Jaimo 'Cantankerous' Deceitfus
#5
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Team original, suffering serious nerve damage in his 7th match against a raging chaos team.
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
Wade 'Caveman' Jedite
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Team original
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB era
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB era
Robby 'Agitated Pron King' Marx
#8
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Team original
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
Lennox 'Child of Sumer' Incantinim
#9
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
11
P
2
F
0
G
10
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Team original
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Filled in as captain with Tommy Zwart's absence in a CRP match
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Filled in as captain with Tommy Zwart's absence in a CRP match
Anton '1 Inch Hologram' Perenthius
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
5
P
-1
F
0
G
9
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-ma
Skills
+AG
Team original, sustaining a devastating groinal laceration in his 7th match against a raging chaos team.
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
Shirlock 'the Deviant' Midas
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
1
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Team original, suffering a smashed hand in his 9th match - being his BB16 debut.
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
- Played all 8 of the squad's pre-BB16 era matches
Lewis 'the Unlucky Bard' Sheen
#12
Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
37
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
Block
Debuted in the squad's 2nd match. Lewis lived up to his drug addled reputation while managing to incur an ageing injury with his second skilling.
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
- Played 7 games pre-BB16 era
- Won 1 MVP during the LRB4 era
Hadleigh 'the Leaping Fox'
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Haddles made his debut back in 2505 in the last Ladder match the team would ever play - then winning the MVP in his 2nd game when the Realism debuted in League division.
- Played in 4 pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era
- Played in 4 pre-BB16 era matches
- Won 1 MVP during the CRP era
Fraser 'the Razor' Sombes
#14
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Recruited back in 2505 from the now defunct Ladder division. Though never actually playing a match there, waiting until the team transferred to the newly amalgamated League division. Finally making his debut in 2514, a stunning performance it was as he took a hand-off to trot in for victory during the final minutes.
- Played in 3 pre-BB16 era matches
- Played in 3 pre-BB16 era matches