Tony the Tiger, leader of the NPNG crew, was injured in his debut game in the FAC Fumbbl League. He attempted to Blitz a Flesh Golem on team Recently Re-ceased, and a Both Down caused him to lose -1 MA. For most people, this would lead to an early retirement. However, Tony Embraced his new slow and lumbering pace to great effect.

After a disappointing first half to the season, Tony the Tiger was ready to get revenge against the Recently Re-ceased necro team. His target - the pesky wolf, Old Yellar. He chased the wolf all over the field, taking him down but never for the count. Wrought with fear, Old Yellar could sense his impending doom and decided his best chance was to run away from the lumbering Tony. Tony let out a violent roar right as Old Yellar attempted to run, causing him to trip and die.

Saddened by not getting to taste the flesh of Old Yellar the wolf, Tony went into a ballistic rage in his following game against the Seven or So Dwarves. He racked up 3 casualties and numerous blocks.

Dumb as a stump but somehow still manages to charm people with his positive attitude and delicious berry flavour.

He'll Snap your bones and grind them up. What does he do with the dust? Well, how do you think Rice Krispies get their delicious flavour?

Pop, as in he'll pop your bones from their sockets.

The captain of missed passes.

Turns out eating nothing but sugary cereal isn't as healthy as the advertisements make it out to be. Still, Sonny's lumbering mass allows him to be a near immovable force on the Bloodbowl pitch.

He stays in shape by mindlessly chasing Cocoa Puffs around the pitch, one day he'll eat that delicious goblin.

A delicious part of a balanced breakfast, made with 100% whole grains!

Let's just hope Sonny isn't feeling Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.