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Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Block (30k)
Break Tackle (30k)
Claw (30k)
Tentacles (30k)
This legend of Professor Chaos, who lead his team to victory in the Exploding cup.
The mighty Professor Chaos, for whom this team was inspired to be created, was blessed with the Block skill after his first game. Since then he has reigned terror upon stunties and big guys alike.
With his newfound block, Professor Chaos began to roll through the Exploding Cup qualifiers, giving casualty after casualty. It wasn't long before he skilled up a second time, and grew menacing Tentacles. It was this combination of block and tentacles that allowed Professor Chaos to not only destroy his enemies, but stop them dead in their tracks.
Finally the day of the final arrived, and Professor Chaos was ready to murder. He amassed 4 casualties during the game, and lead his team to victory in the 7th turn of Overtime. What a tournament. He wanted to wish his condolences for all the pain he caused, however he rolled a 1 on his Wild Animal and was not able to do so.
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Guard (30k)
Tentacles (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
"Oh jeez!"
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Tackle (30k)
Two Heads (30k)
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Block (30k)
Dirty Player (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Block (30k)
Horns (30k)
Tackle (30k)
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG (30k)
"I thought this was America!"