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Millionaires Club
"The eagle has landed. I repeat, the eagle has landed."
"I'll become the richest duck in the world, and you'll be a nothing but a shriveled up old has-been!"
"I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds! Back then, of course, if the fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!"
"How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun."
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
"God, it's good to be old and nude."
"I'm a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children."
One day, he was shootin' at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Firearm of choice: shotgun
"It's a long way to the moon, lads, but the Green Cheese of Longevity will make it worth the trip! Up, up and away!"
"Protection is the first necessity of opulence and luxury." Joseph Conrad