A pantheist for many games, King Lizman was finally pissed off by "The Return of the Dead Guys" and drew some blood....a lot of blood. As a result, he went from one of the worst to one of the best overnight.

First name, Trevor.

Like the original....but with few injuries.

She was born Farza Khi'ckeester, but was disowned at age 3 after she starts to show preference for punching over kicking, as family tradition dictated. Also she was a girl and her parents were pretty sexist.

Now that she's in the big leagues, she can often be spotted with the ball in her bloody hands (not her blood of course) in the touchdown zone, shouting "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW PAPA!"

One more piece of information for your safety: the last therapist who suggested she has daddy issues hasn't been seen for months.

This neutered beast is rather critical to the team, despite its name. Approach it with extreme caution.

Rany Zaarh