Sand has been training hard, beefing up and increasing his agility. However the intensive training has taken its dues and as a result he's found he's a little slower than he used to be

Green Alternative is the chaos dwarfs responce to elfy passing shinanigans!

Weef Good to a while to warm up, spending many matches howling in rage and missing his mum.

Now that she's died he's gotten down to business and has proved himself highly valueable in the middle of the ruck

Norse Repellant first came to the attention of coach Robe when he witnessed the dwarf taking remarkable catches, far beyond his agility would allow.

On a wing and a prayer Norse was shoved into the front lineup, and what would you know, a remarkable interception first up!

Nowadays he's moreso known for being stuck on the roids and beefing up as a result.

We always new Mcdonalds genetically modified there food somehow.

We now have the proof