"Um, is it me or has that Mummy grown a few extra bandages since the last game, Cotton? Performance enhancing embalming is definitely a thing and I think this crusty fella has over-indulged on the old frankincense"
(+1 STR, 29/06/17)

Deaths

- Hutton (29/06/17)

Deaths

- Saga (03/07/17)

"Did you see that Cotton? A Wight! A god-damned Wight jumped up out of the air like a half-dead salmon and plucked the ball out of the air for the interception. I'd watch that again all day long and twice on a Sunday. Who needs Elves?"

(7+ Interception, 29/06/17)

Deaths

- Sir James (10/08/17)

"I don't know about you, Cotton, but there's less shamblin' on this guy and more slammin'. Look out below!"
(+1 STR, 29/06/17)

"It looks like Ol' Willie has a few extra codpieces slung around his waist for this one. You can barely see any flesh. Boo!"
(+1 AV, 31/07/17)

Deaths

- Snarl (10/08/17)

Resurrected on 30/06/17 in a win over the Karak Ajacks. Killed and welcomed into the team with a hearty hug by Mr Blonde

The world famous vanquisher of Deeproot Strongbranch on 09/07/16 (triple skull 3DB)

OBITUARY
"He lived like he died... Futile" - Former owner, 'datom'

Resurrected on 10/08/17 in a win over Zombies Don't Cry. Killed and welcomed into the team with a hearty hug by The Bus

OBITUARY
"Ghouls leave the ugliest of corpses" - Former owner, 'Civ'

Resurrected on 26/08/17 in the 145 Cup Final win over the Vampire Dolphins. Killed and welcomed into the team with a hearty hug by the G Train