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Keebler McFudge
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
16
B
34
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Dodge
Nobby Saucebox
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Guard
Tackle
 
Buddy Pumblechook
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
8
B
6
P
3
F
2
G
4
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Chuck Buckets
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
-1
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Munchy Muttonshunter
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
3
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Baldy Bazoo
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Blinky Bindlestick
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Boxcar Willie
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Captain Cheesy
#9
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
15
B
6
P
-2
F
1
G
4
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Fin Fingers
#10
Catcher
MA
8
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
47
B
5
P
8
F
0
G
4
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
+ST
 
Hooty Threebeans
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
5
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Hobo with a Shotgun
#12
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
A long time ago I was one of you. You're all brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And you won't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know what was wrong in the first place. Or, maybe you'll end up like me - a hobo with a shotgun!