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Tim
#1
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Stuart
#2
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Jerry
#3
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
39
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Jerry is strange even by minion's standards.
It uses to come to the pitch dressed for the cleaning and much of the tame it's just what it does.
It runs around helping all his mates and friends and insists to clean even the opponent armors. If they don't consent, it goes mad and start to argue and scream till they fall to the ground and let him do the work.

Sometimes it goes over and cleans too much with disastrous consequences...



Too much cleaned (apparently gone cold and rigid):

game. casualties
#2. - Xandar , renegade human lineman of the Forsaken Titans
Kevin
#4
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
 
Mark
#5
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Phil II
#6
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Carl
#7
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
22
B
43
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
+ST
Carl loves fruits... bananas obviously but any kind of fruits!
It's so obsessed by fruits that sometimes he confuses the players for fruits and starts sucking and biting them.
If they argue not to be fruits and pretend Carl to stop eating and sucking them, much of the times it goes mad and starts bashing and throwing fruits till they stand still and let him do the work.


Too much sucked and bitten (apparently verified not to be fruits):

game casualties
#1. - Bones , thrall of the Sringstong KIllbears
Josh
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
2
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
+MA
Josh is smart cunny (for minion's standards) and wary. It's the team inventor and right hand of the coach Gru.
It walks around looking for anything strange on the air, on the ground and under it too.
Sometimes something on the opponents takes his attention and it starts trying to dismantle them to see if he can understand how they work (much of the times he doesn't know how to put them together again).



Dismantled (apparently broken):

game. casualties
#1 - Crumbs , renegade human lineman of the Forsaken Titans
 
Evil
#9
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
3
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Dave
#10
Runner
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
81
B
25
P
9
F
0
G
6
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+ST
 
Gru
#11
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Gru mobile
#12
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm