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Black Water Argonauts
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Block
His/Her Majesty's Secret-A duckboat able to go on land or sea or fly.(upgraded)
"the official transportation of the Black Water Argonauts"
signed half way thru autumn of year 4
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Thick Skull
Block
P/C=Player/Coach
Mulch Diggums is a grad student assistant coach.
He was hired to show the Eleven how to inflict damage.
Always has his trusty chainsaw "Timber".
His cape has black & white prison stripes on the outside & is penal orange on the inside.
Hail Mary Pass
Secret Weapon
Strong Arm
Thick Skull
Block
Sure Hands
Wears a red, white & blue cap that is reversible and bubble gum pink on the other side
Block
Dirty Player
Kick
Thick Skull
+ST
Guard
Mighty Blow
One of the 4 Horsemen-Brother of Gloin - 3rd cousin of Thorin
Oin is known by his brown cape-He and his brother are known for their "fair play"
Killed Bob of Ravens of Change
Block
Dirty Player
Kick
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
One of the 4 Horsemen-Brother of Oin - 3rd cousin of Thorin
Gloin is known by his white cape-He and his brother are known for their "fair play"
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+MA
Block
Kick-Off Return
Strip Ball
One of the 4 Horsemen-Brother of Balin - 3rd cousin of Thorin
Dwalin is known by his green cape-He and his brother are known for their "craftsmanship"
Summer of Year 3 -Youthful Vibrance Award Youngblood Division for Blocking Scorer
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Fend
Leader
Strip Ball
One of the 4 Horsemen-Brother of Dwalin - 3rd cousin of Thorin
Balin is known by his red cape-He and his brother are known for their "craftsmanship"
Winner of Terrific Might of Tin(Blocking Thrower,Triple)Autumn Year 3
Wears black/white cloak with an 8 ball on it.
Block
Thick Skull
Fend
Guard
Mighty Blow
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Nicknamed Mr.Inside for his play inside the trenches.
Nicknamed Doc because of his genius & is the teams back up apothecary.
Wears a black cape with a Knight on it.
Killed Kevin Darkhawk of the Humble Practitioners.
Block
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Nicknamed Grumpy because his part-time job is shoe salesman.
He carries a cop of Big Un's magazine with him at all times.
Scored 4 touchdowns in the city league championship a long time ago in a place far far away.
Wears a blue cape with #33 and Polk High on it.
No one knows his name.
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Sleepy has sleep apnea and often falls asleep on the field, but when awake look out.
Wears a Georgetown gray cape.
Block
Thick Skull
+AG
Guard
Mighty Blow
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Will is so bashful that he often plays with a paper bag over his head.
He does acting class the same way.
Wears a pink cape.
injured by Dominican dwarves from Black Fortress Black Death serious concussion -1 AV
Block
Thick Skull
+MA
Mighty Blow
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Nicknamed happy because he's always smiling & likes breaking things(orcs).
Wears a yellow cape.
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
Nicknamed sneezy due to his animal allergies.
Trains the messenger squirrels used at the school.
Wears a orange cape covered in snot.
Killed #9 Fumana Procumbens of the Crepusculum Flores "We don't like stinking Elves!"
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
One of the Seven Snow White Engineers
The team philosopher.
Nicknamed dopey due to his bipolar disorder. He's being treated by Doc.
Wears a purple cape.
Year 4 Autumn Cooper Division Triple X Award Winner vs Rotbone Peak Iron Beaks
Bombardier
Secret Weapon
Thick Skull
Sam is missing fingers on both hands as he likes to play with bombs.(often they go off sooner than later in his hands)
Brought to the team in the autumn of year 4 to add some bang to the defense.
Wears a white cape with a red cross.