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Duff Rin
#1
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
3
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Named team captain by Coach Orkblud, on the condition 'the Duff' had his horned helmet bolted onto his skull permanently.
the Don
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
29
B
38
P
4
F
1
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow (20k)
Word on the street in T'rauma said the Don was only allowed on the team in order to fulfill Coach Orkblud's debt to organized crime, yet the blitzer proved himself on the pitch, leading the team in blocks in their 1st season, as well as completing a pass, and scoring a touchdown.
"Took care of" this player with a particularly egregious foul, which "somehow" remained unnoticed by the ref.
"Took care of" this player with a particularly egregious foul, which "somehow" remained unnoticed by the ref.
Blooer Bluddrinka
#3
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
12
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Block
Claims the secret to his success is a daily dwarf blood protein shake.
Y'Ork
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
37
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Frenzy (20k)
Originally the team mascot, Y'Ork the ram was possessed by the Spirit of the Wauuuuuugh and transformed into a slavering Orkish Weresheep. Kept chained in a cage between matches, Y'Ork is pumped full of 'roids and pixie dust, then to be unleashed on the field at the last possible moment to help ensure public safety.
Porkdale
#5
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Had his neck snapped by a linerat in the first ever Waargonautz match in the GWN. Having missed over one-third of S1 due to injuries, brought on, according to Coach Orkblud, by his 'always-eating fat-assedness', Pork's hands are now kept chained to his belt between matches, in an attempt to curb his monstrous appetite.
Yongblud
#6
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Rob Furd
#7
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Former mayor of T'Rauma and an unrepentant pixie dust addict. Booted from office after only a few months, and in desperate need of cash to fuel his cravings for dust, Furd joined the only Bloodbowl team willing to risk fielding the drug-crazed, overweight, and unpredictable blocker.
S1 yielded predictable (non-existant) results for Furd, who was forced to spend the offseason in a Night Goblin Rehab facility. Coach Orkblud assured the media that the regimen of 4 weeks of hallucinogenic mushroom tea have whipped the Blocker back into top form for S2.
Scarberia
#8
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block (20k)
The hybrid offspring of a gorilla and a daemon of Khorne, Scarberia was adopted by a suprisingly caring Orkish couple who discovered him in a rubbish heap outside T'Rauma. Upon reaching 4 years of age, he murdered and devoured them, and embarked upon two decades of crime and slaughter in the back alleys of the orkish metropolis. Coach Orkblud, in the midst of being mugged and repeatedly stabbed by the feisty young goliath, made Scarberia an offer he couldn't refuse- to earn a legitimate paycheck wreaking havoc on the pitch.
Somehow, in the team's second match, Scarberia completed perhaps the most epic touchdown in the history of Orkish blockers across the Great White North.
Somehow, in the team's second match, Scarberia completed perhaps the most epic touchdown in the history of Orkish blockers across the Great White North.
Murkham
#9
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
57
B
9
P
8
F
1
G
6
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
After refusing to hide his self-proclaimed beauty beneath a helmet, the vainglorious Murkham had a majestic pair of curving Weresheep horns surgically attached to his forehead.
the Guardiner
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dumbass
#12
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (20k)
The hairiest, smelliest, baguette-iest troll in all of T'rauma, Dumbass's true name is actually Dumm D'Asse. He earned his moniker due to his tendency to forget what's happening on the pitch, preferring to instead ponder the vagaries of existence in a self-consumed stupor. He enjoys drinking gallons of cheap goat wine, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and sneering at foreigners.
Personally killed 2 rats in the team's first ever win.
Personally killed 2 rats in the team's first ever win.
Rexdale Rotfang
#13
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills