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Bobo
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
93
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Little Buddy
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
27
B
301
P
3
F
0
G
66
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
18
Td
3
Mvp
5
GPP
71
XPP
0
SPP
71
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Guard
Mighty Blow
Piling On
The only one on the team Big buddy trusts and listens too. These two stay close and help each other out

Game 19: slays a blodge tackle ghoul and earns mighty blow to help beatdown the opposition with Big Buddy. Hopefully Big Buddy will learn how to CAS from this too.

Game 30: Makes some awesome dodges and nails a high elf ballcarrier, scatters to another tackle zone....he picks it up and endures 8 block dice to remain standing. then blitzes 2d oppo pick, to double pow a thrower (again) and dodges out of the elf pocket. Additionally slays a the thrower (apoth revives). Eventually gets CAS'd himself, but boy o boy what a great player!

Little Buddy has now made all 30 games and is an original blitzer on the team. wonder if this is a sign of death to come. Only Elegan is the other perfect attendance guy.

Game 32: With no rr left, is a key player in tossing the ball to Lightning for a score. Earns quad status and dauntless...hopefully that's not a mistake over stand firm.

Game 38: With the firing of Smeff (niggled), it was a good idea to have a back up dauntless player....especially one that can take down big guys with mighty blow to boot!

38 games and so far perfect attendance. uh oh...he's going to die.

Game47: No longer has his friend on the field

Game 53: First game with piling on, becomes quite the ogre smacker! CAS's two!

Birthday game! Slays an ogre with piling on! apoth however steals our thunder.
 
Werrith
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
14
B
180
P
0
F
0
G
37
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
45
XPP
0
SPP
45
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
2 cas in 3 games...despite no injury making skills, he's become quite the little bruiser.

Werrith is taking quite awhile to 16spp. He tends to get knocked off the field first hit.

Game 53: Against a team of giants, Werrith earns the MVP and finally earns Mighty blow.
Consumus
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
m
Skills
Block
 
Prince Elegan de Silverville
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
430
B
110
P
344
F
1
G
66
Cp
87
In
1
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
7
GPP
143
XPP
0
SPP
143
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Dodge
Kick
Safe Throw
Strong Arm
Elegan is the leader of the F-squad, King Klone's elite guard and awesome bloodbowlers.
Elegan originally wanted to call the team Silver Blades, but the king didn't like it.

Elegan shows he's a natural quarterback. Instrumental in all touchdowns, he gets the ball where it needs to go. Each game earning more and more comps.

8/10/05 - the peasants hate their prince. Squire Hambris, who's only reason for being on the team is to be the token 2nd thrower, is now highly popular among what few fans are left. (2MVPS to Elegan's 0) Additionally, rumor has it that Hambris is throwing the ball with greater precision in practice as well as score higher blocking defense.
"I assure you I am still the captain of this team both in defense of Klone's empire as well as on the bloodbowl field. As for Hambris passing the ball better than me, I have 12 comps to his 3. That should settle it."

Elegan's comments were met by boos from a crap covered peasant, who was discretely beaten by a guard shortly afterwards.

Game 11: Elegan plays like pure crap! fumbling passes and bungling EVERYTHING. In fact, BOTH throwers *ucked up royally. ARGH! YOU PLAY LIKE SHI' ITE ELEGAN!!!!!!!

game 15: lose again....6 points...seems like it is time for this team to either win...or retire!

10/17/05 elegan's press report: "the F-Squad shall show progress in the next up and coming games. We have fought two wars in the last month and that has taken away our bloodbowl practice time. We also shall start earning the fan's respect. On a side note, I also believe I have demonstrated my superior skills on the field over Hambris who has but half the completions I have performed...and I'm only going to get better."

Game 17: Elegan slammed out by a rookie runner....ol' "2nd thrower" leads the team to victory. "Good news is, F-Squad still has some fight and will not be retiring in the near future."

when asked about Hambris' apparent superstardom. "If he's so super, how come he's not bringing in more fans!?"

Game 18: Elegan takes command! 3 comps including an amazing dodge, 2 gfis, and a long bomb to Little Buddy, who eventually hands off to a catcher to make the winning score! Elegan reestablishes that he is the better passer...but Hambris' value was apparent in the block war.

Game 19: Elegan and Hambris put there feud aside and work together to make an AMAZING TD. Hambris dodges out, picks up ball in TZ, dodges AGAIN, throws, not interceted...Elegan uses RR to catch, and runs it in....winning TD. Fans love it and more are coming to our side.
"Maybe Hambris and I should bury the hatchet on the fact that I'm the greatest."....Hambris had no comment to reply.

Game 21: takes on some rotters and despite the FA and very sunny all game long...the Prince shows his prowess and makes two key passes, CAS's a beastie, and earns the crowd's favor along with quad status. WOW !
"This thrower is not about to give up primary passer status!"
Furthermore, the crowd picks up support for the team...apparently they have forgiven Elegan's comments.

Game 24: Makes the super throw to Hawk that wins the game! A key player at stopping the chaos dwarves from scoring as well as making 3 comps, propeling Elegan to becoming the first F squader to 51SPP and earns accurate, reducing fumbles to just a 1 no matter the range.
"I've always known I'd excel at everything I set my mind too. Hambris makes a great sidekick, but it is clear I've established why I'm the captain of the team."

Game 25: Flubs the dodge before making the throw to score a TD. Lose game over this.

Game 28: Whole team gets smacked around by some Norse who slay Hawk, niggle Mr. Hinkles, and watch laughing as Hambris dies on a go for it (apoth 1). Elegan is now without competition the best thrower on the team.

"Though we'll miss his dumb ox like strength, I doubt the team will need his services in throwing. I fully take care of that."

the long fought feud is over.

Game 30: Was instrumental in making all TDs that tied the game against the elves....walks away with the MVP. This making him the most popular player on the team! "My peasants love me."

30 games and Elegan has made every one of them...a sign that death awaits? Little Buddy is his only competition for perfect attendance.

Game 32 and 33: Can barely handle the ball...fumbbling pick ups and throws constantly.

Elegan has become the worst thrower ever. Costing his team too many losses on failing to pick up the ball.

Game 39: makes a couple of comps and earns much needed safe throw. this thrower is looking quite respectable on paper. oh yeah, and didn't age!!!! Whooooohooooo!!!!!

Game 47: With 99 spp, Elegan is right now my most successful player ever.

Game 48: Elegan breaks the 100spp barrier during a win against some pro elves. "Pro Elves huh...well meet the pro humans!"

TOP TEN ALERT

The prince is #8 in most MVPs among active ranked human catchers! Very narrow scope, but a top ten is a top ten!

Game 51: Becomes the last original team member who has made every game. Little Buddy was SI on game 50

Game 58: Amazing Game vs the famous That Stinks! Makes an incredible pass that is inaccurate, but deviates back to the intended catcher! Also receives a handoff while surrounded by foul appearance and runs in the TD! Yeah!!! Cloggy couldn't handle the unconventional playing style but I suppose some luck was a factor.

TOP TEN ALERT: Elegan makes the 10th spot for best active human thrower in ranked! Additinally, he's #9 on the most comps for active humans in ranked and #9 for most MVPs. YEAH! Respect!!

Game 61: gets his first serious injury. For the first time in 3 years since it's conception...The squad will take to the field without it's prince.
Baron Leonardo Decapitate
#7
Thrower
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
80
B
140
P
32
F
0
G
34
Cp
15
In
0
Cs
6
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+ST
Block
Tackle
After the loss of our best thrower, Squire Hambris, Prince Elegan decides to bring in his cousin...the Baron.

Baron "I shalt not compete with the prince. You will find we are two that share one brain."

reporter, "does that mean you each have half?"

Baron, "it means...hey..that was an insult wasn't it..."

(guards beat up the reporter)

Game 48: Hulks up to 4ST. Another 4st thrower that will die on the field. Yes!

Game 54: Scores a turn16 TD after catching a lomg bomb pass from Elegan. Earns quad status!
 
Indexer
#8
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
33
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+ST
Dell
#9
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
116
B
10
P
1
F
1
G
19
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
0
Td
16
Mvp
2
GPP
61
XPP
0
SPP
61
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Dauntless
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Birthday game! Dell was the main man! Scoring against all odds with NINE ogres trying to squish him!
 
Heya
#10
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
5
AV
7
R
124
B
11
P
12
F
0
G
21
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
11
Mvp
1
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+AG
+AG
Block
Birthday game vs NINE non-boneheading ogres! Instrumental in many ball retrievals and passes to Dell for winning TDs. Eventually CAS's himself on a dodge with the ball. \o/
Frontline Fred
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
41
P
-1
F
0
G
19
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Rough Ralph
#14
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
15
B
73
P
1
F
0
G
23
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
game 52: Bounced around on the frontline by zombies to ultimately earn the MVP and learn how to guard.
Custard
#15
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
17
B
141
P
1
F
19
G
45
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
3
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Old man custard ages on first skill. We should have seen it coming considering the beard :(

Game 48: Still proving his worth despite being age 48. CAS's an elf for quad status.
 
Birthday Man
#16
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills