"He comes from the East and he's a fucking beast," they chant but they can't pronounce his name.

Vlad Klywioziac was transferred into Bog from a forest that is apparently in "the East" but that could be the North, or the South... or the West. Though that wouldn't rhyme would it.

The Ogrebaiter was a mascot-cum-lineman for Bog.

Often overly enthusiastic in his mascotting celebrations, The late Ogrebaiter was seen taking a punch from an Ogre and getting up again only to keep taunting the opposition.

That was when manager Hubbabubba knew the kid had something.

Unfortunately the original Ogrebaiter baited once too often and was slain by a tree in turn one of a game, Bog went on to win the game in his honour, killing one wood elf and maiming two others.

Since the original however the institution of the Ogrebaiter was born and now all team mascots are expected to play, and to bait.