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John Matrix II
#1
Ballzooka
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
3
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Hail Mary Pass
Strong Arm
Thick Skull
"Excuse me, please don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

-John Matrix (Commando, 1985)
Conan The Barbarian
#2
Kicker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
48
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Kick
Thick Skull
Guard
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."

-Conan (Conan the Barbarian, 1982)
 
Douglas Quaid
#3
Master Engineer
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
50
P
0
F
4
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Thick Skull
+ST
"Hey Benny: SCREWWWW YOUUUUUU!"

-Douglas Quaid (Total Recall, 1990)
Ben Richards
#4
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
60
B
57
P
1
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
5
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Strip Ball
Tackle
"Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn SPIIIINE!"

-Ben Richards (The Running Man, 1987)
 
Dutch
#5
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
125
B
46
P
4
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
7
Mvp
1
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Nerves Of Steel
Pass
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

-Dutch (Predator, 1987)
Harry Tasker
#6
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
61
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
"You're fired."

-Harry Tasker (True Lies, 1994)
 
Howard Langston
#7
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
9
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Tackle
"Put that cookie down, NOW!"

-Howard Langston (Jingle All The Way, 1996)
John Kimble
#8
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
53
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop, 1990)
 
Adam Gibson
#9
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
61
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
"There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and it is not me."

-Adam Gibson (The 6th Day, 2000)
Mr. Freeze
#10
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
60
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
"Let's...kick some...ICE."

-Mr. Freeze (Batman & Robin, 1997)
 
Julius Benedict
#11
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
1
B
53
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Tackle
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy."

-Julius Benedict (Twins, 1988)
Gordon Brewer
#12
Engineer
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
42
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
"So you want collateral damage huh? I'll give you f%#king collateral damage!"

-Gordon Brewer (Collateral Damage, 2002)
 
Jericho Cane
#13
Kicker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Kick
Thick Skull
"Between your faith, and my Glock 9mm? I take my Glock."

-Jericho Cane (End of Days, 1999)
Arnold's 1951 M-47 Patton
#14
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
3
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
"Come to LA, and crush things in my tank!"

- Arnold Schwarzeneggar (Not from a movie - this really happened, 2014)