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"Braden the Red" is like that one wise man who brought the gift of Myrrh... Myrrh-dur!
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"Jenn the Quick and Nimble" (and quick and nimble). Her coconut bow fires in spurts.
Nicole "Pterosaur" Gowan. Know for her sadism. She "willingly chose" Austin as a mate. Nobody knows why but they all think her to be a bit on the masochistic side.
"Matt Cryderman". Too stoned to remember what day try-outs were on, he came to the team after the entire season and after the first round of The Spice Cup IV. Coincidentally, the coach happened to be looking for new players at that exact time. The coach was desperate and that's probably the only reason he was granted a spot on the team.
"Matt Shaver" Inu... Matt Shiba Inu... The true translation of this guys name is uncertain, but one thing that is certain, is that this guy likes doggos (and puppers of course).
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Emily "Mulan" Benoit cut her hair and disguised herself as a man before joining the team. She later found out that the FAC doesn't discriminate and allows anyone worthy enough to play for them to join. Due to this mixup, she has been given the nickname Mulan by the rest of the team. She is anxiously awaiting her hair to grow back.
"Bob the Red Dice King" (RDK) is known for 2 things: Red Dice Pows, and coming over.
The foreign version of the infamous "Austin Markell". The b@$tard seems impossible to escape. Permitted on the team solely to fill the role as LoS fodder in hopes the FAoC Embassy may finally be rid of him.
Dan "The Strange" Bezaire. This recruit joined for the soul purpose of trying to kill
Miss Crusher in single combat. The coach, while believing this mission to be suicide, saw the fire that burned in his eyes and the conviction he carried towards his goal and allowed him a spot on the team.
After losing 3 players in a single game and being forced into the Salt Cup, the coach was desperate for new players (and line fodder) anyway.