9/16/18 -- Let's see how long dis one lasts!

Kran was never quite the same after he got smashed in the whatever-it-was. He's a bit softer in his bashin' now, his WAAAGH'ssn't as loud as they was, and it makes us all real sad -- not that we's feelin' nothin' or anythin'! Coach is eyeing up a spot for him on da bench once th' new git shows up.

Mark's brother, Mark 2! It's like we never lost 'em!

The first Black Orc on the team to learn how to actually block. Incredible. Well done, Jim.

9/2 - Jim got real smashed up versus the Norse gits! He's gotta take it easy for a game or two! Or a half! GET BACK TA SMASHIN JIM!!

"Will ya knock out da red toof...or da blue toof?"

Ronoc really showed off that so-called heavyweight class intellect in the boyz' first game against the Norse. He really smashed and pummeled those Nordic gits, even got a touchdown too after runnin' the ball all the way down the field. In his own words: "Well SOMEBODY has to run the ball, you ****ing idiots -- ugh, fine, I'll do it, just give it to me, do I have to do everything? Of course I do."