Screech is developing slower than his brother Scrunch, due to not being as violent. He's still been rewarded with MVPs for not much in particular, but after hurting a skink he was gifted some delicious warpstone and now has rather sharper claws than before...

Screech missed a match due to an injury, but is now back and nastier than ever - he's killed a Beast of Nurgle, which made a satisfying squelching noise.

The second Scrunch, and practically indistinguishable from his predecessor, who was hit so hard by a big burly Chaos blocker that his head fell off and his guts squirted out.

Everyone thought The Professor was going to grow some tentacles, but he surprised us all after three games by rolling a double, making himself a slightly more resistant part of the front line...

After that, the next thing he did was grow claws. Again, I was thinking he should get Guard to protect his friends, but the Professor goes his own way, thinking he'll be able to collect more casualties this way. Time will tell which of us is right...

By far the most valuable member of the team, the Professor did eventually learn that it is a team and therefore he should think about protecting his team-mates. Shortly after that he killed a Beast of Nurgle, was very confused when it regenerated, and grew some tentacles to show how impressed he was.

Next skill:

Strip Ball
Horns
Shadowing