Norscan Peninsula U Buccaneers
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Debut: Season 8
Debut: Season 8
Rumours of his demise were greatly exaggerated. Although a crowd of 23,000 baying fans apparently saw Jon-Jon die in his third match (
against the Manticores), Jon-Jon made it to the post-match press conference, although he did look a bit bleary eyed and smelt a bit funny.
Debut: Season 8
Sister of
Viktor and
Wiktor Nordstrom, two fragile first-year players from the Norscan Peninsula University, who turned their back on the beautiful game after some injuries, and definitely weren't fed to a troll while their coach reorganised the team roster.
Debut: Season 8
Often to be found in the weight room at Norscan Peninsula's state of the art facilities, "Sodastream" Soderstrom has long been a fan of wrestling, tight spandex and Manly Pursuits.
Debut: Season 8
Hans hasn't exactly been the same since his
fourth game. Was it forgetting his Guard skills? Was it the constant stench of 'embrocation'? The way that his head seems to be stuck on at the wrong angle? The way his team mates have to keep stuffing his guts back in? Seems like Dr Won't-Stop-Bouncing's medical minstrations haven't quite done what we expected...
Debut: Season 8
Svennis (literally, 'little Sven') was the younger brother of Sven Strömström, who has not been seen since he broke one ankle in the season opener against the Bulls, and then had his other ankle broken in a falling-down-stairs incident at the university training facility. Svennis has up to this point been in his brother's shadow, but his family expects he will bring great success and glory in his career, and not just go home after one game with a fractured skull.