Ivan is one of the greatest Gopniks in all history of Russia. He will make Adidas stronk again and will rule the team with an ironfist. On his sparetime he like to put on the teams fans on pikes. Is joke and very funny.

Mother Russia makes sure everybody in team has access to vodka and buterbrod with mayonnaise. Her role is also as undercover agent to make sure everybody in team are loyal to Adidas and Russia.

He is king of all slavs in the world. He is the best squatter over all slavs and is ranked no. 1 Slav Squat in all of states that are members of Warsaw Pact. Made of steel from old soviet tanks, he is indestructible.

Is of famous youtuber and the one person who brought the Slav culture to the western world. He is Soviet Uni....hrrmm... Russias biggest international star!

Only in team because of his good throw arm and of music. He plays music under practice and games to make teammates motivated to win for glory of Russia

Sews all of clothing for team. He also have good throw arm. Makes sure every team comrade look blin and ready to represent Russia in Adidas tracksuit.

Bassman is of professional dancer, retired from the Moscow Ballett. Now his mission is to make the team have good health and strong arms so they can win matches.He drives the training program.

"1 squat per day make the western spies go away"

Gopnitsa is also the teams cheerleader and keep attention of enemy teammates so the Adidas team have a chance to pick up ball.

Cheeki Breeki know nothing. Only is bad Gopnik and replaceable worker.. i mean..important worker for Adidas Squat Squad.

As the strongest team player in Adidas team, Kamrat Karelin will break some bones on other teams players. If he's bored, he will break his own teammates bone to. Nobody stops Kamrat Karelin.