1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
2 Blocks and carried the ball for 5 yards. THE BARE MINIMUM EXPECTED. So. In summary DID SWEET FUCK ALL except the bare minimum.

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Absoloutely nothing. Nada. Hurt in turn 3 and the blood stain was more noticable than his play. Will have to play a big match to keep his place.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Whoopty-Shit. Noblet made a block. Otherwise, did absolutely SWEET FA

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
With a name that good you'd think he be able to pull something out of the bag and contribute more than 2 blocks, but in fact did absolutely SWEET FA

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Punched around the field for a few turns before being broken. Contributed SWEET FA.

1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 pant-filling, sock-changing fear-filled TOUCHDOWN

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Treated like a tackle bag by the horrible elveses before being badly hurt in the early stages of the second half. Up to SWEET FA.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Waved his saw in the vague direction of a troll before getting sent off because a teammate had actually scored. Was last seen looking bewildered by the team dugout, not understanding what was happening. 1 block on the biggest opposition boy, but through no fault of his own DID SWEET FA!

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
A couple of stabs at the enemy and one decent foul that sent one of the horrible elveses to the sideline but otherwise up to FUCK ALL.

1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
For some unfathomable reason, being smashed by a troll and getting severely injured before your first turn is grounds for MVP! Congratulations Dropgit!

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Absolutely Fucking Brilliant! Exchanging Bombs and Bodily Fluid! That is how Underarm rolls. His contribution to this outstanding victory cannot be measured in statistics. Only in the enemy blood. Of which their was shitloads!

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Had an absolute blinder. Tossing bombs and blowing up elves. Five seperate explosions that took down the elf ball carrier. Great game.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Did absolutely SWEET FA except two blocks. Which is probably alright for someone call Grobik the Frequent Faller. Except I expect more. More! MORE!
Officially :DID FUCK ALL! (except two blocks)

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Really lived up to his name here getting knocked out twice before ending up in the dugout badly hurt. DID FUCK ALL! (except one block.)

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
'Blackda the Slaughterer' my asshole. Did absolutely SWEET FUCK ALL. In fact, he did so little, I'm not even sure if I put him on the field. Oh well.

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
'Slaughterer? Slaughterer?! Ran the ball three yards and got fucked up. Loser.

1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 edge-of-the-seat, holy-lord-nuffle, what-the-hell-is-happening, TOUCHDOWN

2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Skarrot Gookhead Moonbiter successfully blocked the enemy blitzers boot with his head getting terribly hurt at the time but getting him banned.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 I'm-not-joking-turn-around-and-tackle-that-green-thing-is-gonna-score TD!

2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Ugasniker Shortbow Icelicker equalised late in the first half blitzing the elf thrower and knocking him out, scoring before being disgustingly hurt by a filthy elf player. Great stuff Ugasniker.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Who is this guy? I don't even remember naming him let alone playing him. Is another team missing a Gobbo? Moon Maw Bag Blower? Really?

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Couple of blocks and a couple of fouls before a couple of well deserved ales in the changing rooms after the game. Well played son.

1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
2 blocks and a foul. Thats about the bare minimum one would expect. Except in Grimnoks case there are certain mitigating circumstances. Such as the fact he's trained to take out Dwarfs and not Chaos things. So DID SLIGHTLY MORE THAN SWEET FUCK ALL.

2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
2 blocks. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.