Harold Hotfire used to be a Dark Elf journeyman lino piece of trash in the Inter Elves team coached by El-Principe. But after the Great Pitch Clearing of the Second Half, Harold decided he'd feel much, much happier not being forced to dodge and run around half the pitch all the time (so tiring) - he wanted to stand around and leisurely shuffle from here to there. With that in mind, he took a very clever blow through the head and joined Aethelred's Unready.

He's ready for it now.