1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Libold had easily the strongest game on the field, taking down their big boy for the game and causing 4 serious injuries on debut. 10/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Four blocks and a cheap boot before getting knocked the fuck out by a little Gobbo fanatic and spending near half the game moaning on the sidelines! I ask you, in what world does an undead mummy get knocked out? Nuffle only knows. 2/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Only eight blocks and not one casualty caused. NOT GOOD ENOUGH from Ruff. Much more is expected in his next outing. 5/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Somehow seven blocks managed to win Ruff the MVP award for this game. Not that there should have been one. They were all pathetic. I mean, what sort of mummy blocks seven Gobbos and can't even injure a single one. Pathetic. 2/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Was this guy even on the field. The only time I noticed him is when he failed to maintain the box around the ball carrier. 4 blocks in the whole game? NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 1/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Much improved in his second game, causing two casualties in his seven blocks and one half decent run with the ball. Only ruined it by completely raping the crucial pass to draw the game leading to yet another humiliating defeat for the Dead Sons. To Goblins. It makes me sick to my fucking stomach. 5/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Would have finished the game with only three blocks but apparently the foul he committed which killed one of the Froggoes was enough to get him the MVP award. Which is bullshit and makes me think there was some sort of SPP farming going on. Which there definitely wasn't. Promise. 3/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Spent half the game out cold in the dugouts, before scoring a consolation TD at the end of the second half. I mean, really? Zero blocks from a Blitzer. If he wasn't already dead I'd kill the cunt myself. 2/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Dropped balls, failed passes and a singular block. This prick spent most of the game lying around hiding in the grass. NOT NEARLY CLOSE TO FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH! 1/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Raffi's highlight in this game was to gather the ball before being swooped down on by a Goblin Doom Diver. He was consequently tackled, spilt the ball and conceded the second (winning ) touchdown. He also managed to completely fuck up a charge down on the goblins line. SO FAR FROM GOOD ENOUGH IT ALMOST CAME FULL CIRCLE! 1/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Actually managed to pick up the ball once and run with it, which was better than everybody else on the team. Ruined by the fact that before he was cut down in the tackle he spent more time yelling 'Look mummy, I'm running the ball!' than actually running it. But then he got fucked up. Niggling injury and MNG. Loser. 1/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Missed this game through injury. Loser. 1/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Only three blocks in the whole game. He's a zombie you say? So what? Fuck him. SHIT! SHIT GAME! 3/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Smashed by the Gobbo fanatic first drive and seriously injured. If he had a contract I'd tear it up! What a waste of space! 1/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Larry managed two blocks during the whole game. Admittedly he spent a substantial time knock out, but still. Two whole fucking blocks. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Good name though. 3/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Larry managed to stay on the field this game, which, lets face it, against Gobbo's ain't no big thing. Four blocks and about fuck all else. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Seriously good name though. 4/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Was this guy even on the field? Like. I mean. What the fuck? What is he getting paid for? If the winnings had been decent I'd have sacked him and recruited another zombie. ABSOLOUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. Cool name though. 1/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Managed to last the whole game and tied up the enemy big boys, getting in four blocks. But against Gobbo's? Not good enough. NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT ALL. Still... name is pretty awesome. 4/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Ahhh... Barry. Normally two blocks would be an unacceptable contribution to the team but when he splatted that little Froggo all over the field. Well. I had tears in my eyes. One kill, one zombie raised and a nickname. Barry "The Recruiter" Braingouger. Love you Barry. 6/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Not the best game by Barry, contributing only two blocks, but he managed to tie up the enemy big boys without getting knocked out until right at the end. He's a good lad is our Barry. 5/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Boney Bob made two blocks. I'd like to pretend that the intercept wasn't just a wayward pass that got caught in his rib cage but I can't. The yard he ran was just him tripping over his own feet from the shock of the intercept. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 3/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - Apart from fouling one of their Trolls (temporarily) off the field, Boney Bob did fuck all. NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT ALL. 3/10

1st Game vs (TBBears) Froggoes 4 - Technically Dave was on the other team at first. Then we brutally murdered him. Welcome to The Dead Sons Dave. 10/10

2nd Game vs (Chickenfish) Big Little G's - I mean, fuck... I know you were on another team Dave but try and show some passion. The whole game on the field and one foul? One foul! LAZY FUCKER! NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 1/10