Is it a donkey? Is it a hare? Is it Rumblelow Sheepskin's very first riding ram mutated beyond wit? Perhaps only a very brave veterinarian could divine the answer. Max appears to still be dressed in the ragged remnants of the Tootvale Tuskmusters' beloved pet mascot...

Jaonos used to be the pretty boy, aye, the posterboy for the Grey Haven Hurricanes. Then he met his doom in his very first league game, and contracted Nurgle's Rot as well as a multitude of pockmarks in his drawn face. Still, some people would kill for those cheekbones...

Poor poor Stunty Gaz! There he was, a happy skippy Linefrog, when he was beaten into the ground by the NHS. His team's apothecary ignored his pleas, expecting more casualties to come his way... and so Gaz succumbed to the Kislevite Dancing Madness and joined Nurgle's Happy Servants, to replace their crippled rotter Scabby.