1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Big Maus played a blinder, holding up the opposition Big Boys in the center of the pitch and snapping the arm of Awful Arthur, one of their numerous Ghoul Runners. Seven blocks and the aforementioned maiming gained the big (rat)man himself the MVP. Congratulations on a wonderful debut.

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Big Maus put in eight big blocks and tied up the opposition players so well that at one stage he had seven of them hanging off him. One knock out and stood up well to the opposition Big Boy. Good game.

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Putting in only four blocks didn't reflect just how good a game the big Rat Ogre had, drawing a lot of attention from the Elves and putting the hurt on one to boot. Good game.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Although Pinky is not the sharpest weeping dagger in the drawer, he debuted well for the Doomfire Destroyers, putting in two crucial blocks and placing himself well in the endzone for his first ever touchdown. Good game from a Rat that will hopefully blossom into a good player.

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - A huge eleven blocks and some crucial tackling from the idiot savant contributed to a good victory. Knocked out his opposite number and showed good use of the "boot". Good follow up to his debut.

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Seven crucial blocks from the idiot savant earnt him the MVP in a outstanding win over the horrible High Elves. Would have liked to have seen him more involved with the ball but all in all a good solid game.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - A huge game from the huge Brain! Led by example with nine blocks, including two crucial tackles and scooped up the ball just outside the opposition endzone to score a great touchdown that went entirely against the play. Great debut from the midfield general!

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Another sensation game from the Cerebral Giant. Leading the Ratboys to a stunning victory in which he put in nine blocks, The Brain's contribution should be measured in strategic direction as opposed to statistics. An excellent game from the team captain!

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - A huge eleven blocks from the midfield general, leading the boys in bash and in victory. A superb performance from a great team captain!

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - An unstoppable debut, scoring two touchdowns and assisting a third with a short pass. Kept opposition players guessing the whole game as to where he would pop up next and generally made a nuisance of himself. One to watch!

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - An unselfish game in which he put his body on line to allow his fellow Gutter Runner to score twice. Snatching himself a crucial touchdown that put the game beyond doubt, Vermess played very well.

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS -Sadly Vermess managed one foul in the entire game. Ran some good lines and interfered with opposition players but never really seemed to get involved. More is expected next game.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Although his statistics may say otherwise Vectin managed to keep the opposition distracted by sheer potential alone. Found himself in good positions and kept the opposition tied up on his wing long enough for the rest of the team to exploit the other flank. Good stuff from an up and coming Gutter Boy!

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Vectin really stepped up to the plate here. Two touchdowns and a bit of stomping, the young Ratboy really earned his cheese today. He managed to avoid most contact, even with the opposition Werewolves breathing down his neck all game. Surprised his teammates by spontaneously sprouting extra arms in the changing rooms post game. Great stuff from an up and coming Gutter Runner!

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - A HATTRICK! Says it all really. Scored all the touchdowns in the demolition of the elves. Really great game.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - A solid debut without too much flash. Showed how good he can be with a turnover tackle, scooping the ball up effortlessly and short passing for a field length touchdown. Blocked well and with two passes completed looks promising for the future.

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Another solid game from this Ratboy, who is beginning to show signs of mastery in the short play game. Two more pop passes that led to touchdowns and a lot more getting stuck in to the physical stuff. Great game!

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS -Yet another solid game, two completions that led to touchdowns and a few blocks thrown in for good measure. Seems all the game time and training has paid off as he appears to be faster and fitter.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Knocked out early in the first half, but up until leaving the field he blocked well on the LOS. Looking forward to seeing him lasting the distance.

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Made it through the whole game and stayed in support of Maus most of the way through. Only four blocks in the whole game so will be looking for improvement next time he lines up.

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Once again the LOS caught up with Vectost and he spent some time on the sidelines unconcious. Only four blocks again.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Only made it just into the second half before being taken off unconscious but had a solid if unspectacular game. A pop pass to set up a field length drive which led to a touchdown was a highlight. Well played.

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Yet another game where he was taken off unconscious at the beginning of the second half and I hope this will not become a thing. Unspectacular again, only contributing two blocks and one bloody good stomping. Would like to see an improvement in future games.

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - A whole half on the field and did nothing. Pulled off at halftime but not in the good way. Improvement is needed.

1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Some might have considered Vomot absent from the field with his singular block, but those people do not understand Blood Bowl. Vomot survived the LOS and displayed a propensity for those dark and secret areas around the action by fouling several players off the field without sanction. Good game Vomot, you filthy bastard!

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Once again the statistics are unfair to Vomot. Only the one block, and two bloody good stompings in the first couple of minutes, before the referee caught sight of him and ejected him from the field. Solid enough, you dirty cunt!

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Played most of the game and only managed two blocks. This could be because Elves like to run away from the bash, but didn't even get in a filthy foul or anything. Not really good enough.

1ST GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Unspectacular debut where Votost put in 3 blocks but very little else. We wait to see what will unfold.

1ST GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - A solid debut where Vepritt tried a number of different things but nothing really came off for him. Ran good lines and disrupted the opposition.