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Boys From The Dwarf!
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Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean
#1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
64
B
42
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
m
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+MA (30k)
Break Tackle (20k)
It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate.... It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us.
#2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
2
B
42
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Claw (30k)
The same kind of joke as putting my name on the waiting list for experimental pile surgery.
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
If That Had Been Me I'd Have Bashed Scott On The Head With A Frozen Husky.
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
53
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Pub." Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetenc
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Claw (30k)
A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-i
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
65
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow (20k)
Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absen
#7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
44
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp
#8
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
91
B
47
P
1
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block (20k)
Break Tackle (20k)
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer.
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
4
B
11
P
0
F
4
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dirty Player (20k)
I Couldn't Believe My Eyes - It Was My Uncle Fred II
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000; the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
You Think Jesus Was A Hippie. He Had Long Hair and No Job. What More Do You Want?
#12
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
44
B
6
P
7
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Kick (20k)
Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to g
#13
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
Skills