Original team player
Feeling a bit left out without any Guard, hence his second skill. Boggler's ambitions:

Stand Firm
Mighty Blow
Claw

But perhaps we need those in a different order...

Original team player
With the team from the start, Beavous early on expressed an interest in killing people, and we've trained him up with that goal in mind ever since. Took him 19 games to reach the exalted triumvirate of Block, Mighty Blow and Claw, but let's hope he survives long enough to use it.

Recruited from a team of Orcs after the Laundrymen's third game. We all gathered around while Billy was on the floor, and gave him a proper welcome party, after which he was glad to be around.

The old Groovy McGongle was a bust up pestigor with poor AV. The new, improved Groovy prances like an elf (for now...). Is this the beginning of a beautiful passing game for the Laundrymen?

Next skills: either Dodge, or Sure Hands so he actually has a chance at picking up the ball.

Niggled while prancing around in the rain playing against some elves. We still love him.

Planning on making Goggles the ball carrier for the team.

Next few skills (if he survives):

Sure Hands
Extra Arms (perhaps)
Kick Off Return

Dodge
Sure Feet

Recruited from Irreducible Complexity. Certainly reduced somebody's complexity there.

A true freak of nature on the team, if only he'd learned how to dodge he'd be staying upright and scoring more often. Oh well, you clearly can't have it all...

Recruited from Brotherhood of Tofu in this violent match

Recruited in exchange for a dead rotter in this punch up

Back from the dead, but disappointingly seems to have forgotten to block and dodge as part of the drawn-out regen process. And changed gender somewhere along the way...

Wood Elf, recruited here