Long ago during the Universal Galactic Universe War of 1740 Earth time, there was a great war called the Arranged Fight. It was between the two great forces of robots, the Automobiles and the Trickyoutrons. It was a very well known war so I don't know why I'm retelling it, you should already know about it. You graduated grade school right?

Anyways I digress, the war ended with a single leader, Solarshout taking over the entirety of their robot races and reforming them into the singular Rearranging Automobiles because he hated being arranged into a single form as they had before. Now he wears a cape. You know, to prove he's the leader. Again, did you even go to school? Jesus you're so dumb.

Anyways I digress, after he took over he decided he was bored one day and joined the Blood Bowl Dan's league for Blood Bowls. It was a great choice and he dragged all his favorite robot friends with him. Because he has many friends, but only some are his favorite. Except Pattrap.

Once the leader of the Automobiles he decided to let his reign end when the war had finished. When he had heard Lord Solarscreams plan he thought, "eh why not" and brought his people to work under him.

He was working hard hauling dairy from one planet to another when Lord Solarscream arrived to ask if he would play on his Blood Bowl team. He thought the opportunity would be a great way to make some extra cash as hauling dairy in space is kind of a pointless job. Especially when the milk is useless to robots.

After accepting he was able to convince other members of the former automobiles to join and fill out the rest of the team.

The same as Magentatron's bio, except as a Dinosaur.

After the war ended, ASSblebee had no way to make money because he was born a warrior and would die a warrior. Or so he thought until he met Dr Robotnik who was looking to upgrade his new army. The problem is Dr. Robotnik is not actually a real doctor, he just says he is, so after ASSblebee came to from surgery, he found that he was no longer a he, but a she, and a hot she at that.

Now, female robots are basically just sexbots and the problem with it is RC is the only one. When ASSblebee was turned into a women, it stoked all the other robots into a mad frenzy of lust, because they finally had something new to look at that wasn't the same boring ass robot they saw before. You ever try to jerk it to the same lady over and over? It's fucking horrible. That's why I got a divorce because fuck that noise.

Female robots are rare among the Rearranging Automobiles. Mostly because the only one is ASSblebee. RC only looks like a lady, but he's not. He is a high functioning sex robot made to give the best blowies this side of Kansas.

This was both a boon and a detriment in war because the boys needed sweet relief, but sometimes RC wouldn't stop, even during a fight, giving all the men away. It ended up being so awkward that Optimal Truck had him detained to his own cell.

You'd think that after the war, RC would have been making a mint as a Street Walker, but the problem was, RC wanted to do it for free, because he liked it. So now, RC has joined Lord Solarshout's team to make money so he can have some petty cash to fund his dick ad-dick-tion....

Now Playing: ~Helena - My Chemical Romance~

"EEEEH! IT'S TIGERGUY HERE!

Some guy said he wanted to write my bio, but I was like, nah man, I got this. I'm TIGERGUY afterall. So who am I? I'm TIGERGUY! Where am I from? My home planet of TIGERGUY. Why am I playing in Blood Bowl? Because TIGERGUY needs to get more friends. He's kind of lonely ever since it got locked that he can only yell TIGERGUY when he tries to say his own name. Also because TIGERGUY has to speak in third person. So when you're in the stands, make sure to cheer for me!

TIGERGUY! HE'S OUR GUY! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, TIGERGUY!"

RAWR! XD!
When I tried to interview this robot, all he did was roar and chew off my arm. Seriously this business is dangerous as hell and I do not get paid enough to do it, because I do not get paid.
Anyways, he's a dinosaur who ended up hating his life so he received multiple operations to improve his life, until he became a soulless cold metal monster, just like how he felt on the inside.