“Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win."

"Dad is pretty obsessed with the whole 'Glorm' thing. Honestly I've started to worry it's unhealthy for him.

But I can't help but admit I'm a little curious about it too..."
-Son of son of son of son of Glorm

"No no no, we'd be betraying the trust of our shareholders if we DIDN'T have the Hobs work 20 hour bi-weekly shifts. Trust me on this."
-Khazad-dum, Ethics Committee Chair

"Someday I'll find my dad's dad's dad an' finally get to the bottom of all this Glorm business... he's jus' got'ta be out 'ere somewhere, I know it!"
-Son of son of son of Glorm

"Is serious."
-Help

Hernaek is the smiling face of Dig Deep Mining Co's HR department, that is, the Hobgoblin Resources department! If you've ever been out in the mines on a shift you may have seen him and his beloved blunderbuss "Bluebell" ensuring our Hobgoblin Resources maintain the high quality of work Dig Deep Mining Co. has come to stand, squat, and dig for.

"Mmm, wassat Bluebell? Oooh nae papa would never do 'hat... Hmm? WHAT'R YOU LOOKIN' ATE? NE'ER SEEN A DWARF TALK TO 'IS GUN BEFORE?? BACK TO WORK!!"
-Hernaek Hairtrigger, Head of HR

Though mining here at Dig Deep Mining Co is safer now than it has ever been, the occasional intrusion of the mine into the dens, burrows, or cavern homes of natural underground creatures is still an occasional nuisance to production. Generally these encounters are harmless and can be dealt with by miners on the scene, however on rare occasion, such as the appearance of a "troll", it may be necessary to send in additional Bull Centaur enforcers to take care of the disturbance.

Renowned for being both burly and fearless Baritmir has dispatched dozens of unwanted guests from the mine in his time with Dig Deep Mining Co, but has gained special renown for his specialized (and reckless) handling of "trolls". Should a new excavation reveal the presence of a "troll", or the fires that they often make in their vicinity, all company personnel are advised to vacate the area and request a "Troll slayer" to neutralize it, preferably: Baritmir.

"Flee you fools! Ahahahaaa!"
-Baritmir, "Troll" Slayer

"MWAHAHAHAHA! Imbecile!!

You really think you can defeat me?

I am the master of all EVIL!

BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM!!!"

-Mr. Natas

Here at Dig Deep Mining Co, we pride ourselves on our rich history of interspecies cooperation and inclusivity in the workplace. Our hobgoblins' hard, dedicated, prolonged work forms the indispensable backbone of Dig Deep Mining Co's labor force, and we make every effort to ensure they are as much a part of the corporate process as Madgrar is.

That's where [Hobgoblin Relations Representative Name] comes in! [Hobgoblin Relations Representative Name] has worked tirelessly since [Time of Accident] as a vital link between hobgoblins on the ground and policy decisions higher up to keep us grounded. Without [His/Her] valuable input we never would have made many important strides such as the [Most Recent Hobgoblin Placation Tactic] initiative a reality!

"I seen em I has! Big BIG and fiery wit horns... and teeth! Hey stop laughing!"
-Balrog Conspiracy Theorist

"So we BACK in the mine..."

"Zzzzzzz"

"Nice"