Alaric the Unhinged is one of the mainstays of the Brazen Eff's. While his career has been uninspired as of late, his coaches asure everyone that he's just 'finding his stride'. Reporters tell a different story however, connecting problems in the Slaaneshi player's personal life to a recurring groin injury that he recieved when taking the field for the Brazen Eff's first game...

Borik is probably noted more for his off-field antics than his playing ability. His lackluster performance in recent games have left him with fewer fans, either in the stands or in the dugout. It is his ability to fast-talk the management that keeps him playing - his honeyed words finding ready ears in the coaching staff as well as his fellow players.