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"Here's a guy who's really good at karate. We try to keep him busy with work since the incident, but you'll never find anyone better at breaking a board/restraining order."

"Atchruxus has been counting things since the beginning of time, probably. He might have invented accounting for all we know. Guy just can't get enough of it."

"Remember what the Dalai Lama said:

There are three kinds of knowledge:
Ferraris,
Lamborghinis,
and Mazeratis

We don't need more book smart people. You want the real stuff."

"He was the best guy for the promotion, honest."

"This guy, he's really something. Can you believe he used to run a digging company? Yeah! Coal or spice or somethin' right outta the ground. That's no way to make money. Now he's helping us get our numbers into the black 'cause that's his motto or whatever."

"Dive deep, deep, DEEP into the black and don't ever look back!"
-Madgrar on both corporate and mining ethos

"Sad's just a part of his name he doesn't live up to. Real happy kid. He is pretty big, though."

"Just picked this guy up and, gotta say, I'm really impressed with him both on and off the field. Sure, there have been some HR complaints, various allegations and one or two sworn affidavits, but you wanna know what I think? They're just jealous of his sales technique and incredible jumping ability. Seriously, my boy can jump so high it's like he's on some sort of... mechanical... flying device."

"What can you say about this guy that hasn't already been said? He's always at work on time, I don't know if he ever leaves! Here's a guy that really loves his job. I'm always telling him he doesn't have to tweet about how great it is to work here, but he goes and does it anyway, just because he loves it so much here. One time I told him he had to work through the whole night or I would cut him in every sense of the word and he must have come in early the next morning wearing the same clothes just to make me think he actually did it. When I said it was a joke, he pretended to cry! What a card! Big improvement over that rat we used to have, let me tell you."

"Geoff is a fighter. He'll fight to get our customers the best deal, which is why we love him. But he'll also fight a grizzly bear, which I only heard of after we hired him. I don't think I'd fight off a grizzly at the company team-building retreat, but if I did I would definitely get it on camera so there was evidence in case I needed to make a claim later. Which isn't what happened."

"This guy taught me everything I know. He's richer than God, but stays with the company for 'The love of the game'. Can you believe that? What a champ."

"I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the views our employees choose to declare loudly on national television do not necessarily reflect those of the Danazon Prime Corporation."