Da stayer of da team! Despite being known to very regularly cluster some big opportunities - he's also made up for those clusters more often than not.

This holds true to his efforts ta get on da pitch and keep the Krasherz wall from crumbling time...and time again! One of the few stalwarts he hasn't missed a Krasherz game yet.

Well, only six games into an illustrious career and Rock'ead has already shot to the dizzying heights associated with becoming an instant celebrity. Unfortunately for Rock'ead, his fame will probably not be fleeting as is so often the case thanks to a meddlesome media and a whimsically fickle fan following. For it is Rock'ead's unfortunate fate to be remembered as the blitzer who fell asleep on the tryline waiting to score the try that never was.

The first lad to show some promise as a true green bashin machine! Well so long as you exclude the goobers' heroic feats that showed the rest of the lads the way.

To nickname a humie "Goon" might indicate a big old brawn with the brains of a chickpea, to an orc, da insult is probably quite the opposite.

Goon, followin' in da dubious footsteps of the original Rock'ead, appears to be livin' unabashedly ignorant of Kami's withering beatings. No doubt his time will come...

Well, his time has come, but only after Kami left the coaching staff in disgust. This probably allowed Goon to feel free to revel in his unorcy mannerisms. For it was in game 33 that Goon made a 13 square long bomb in Turn 16 of a game to assist in a game winning try!

Long Bomb Goon!

Still yet to miss a game! Has had a charmed career taken to wearing a target on his back just to taunt da opposition.

Game 40 and long bomb goon shows yet again what he's made of. With the team crumbling (5 hammered in the first four turns and only 7 left on da field) Goon enters the play, thrice dodges through doze tackle zones, grabs the ball, dodges out and long bombs 11 squares down to Rock'ead II who runs in for the try and turns a bleak looking game on its head!

Nobody usually has much to say about Gimp, but he's probably due his little blurb by this stage. One of da regulars - even though he may often be left on da bench. Though his future was uncertain for a while, his efforts to make it onto da pitch every game kept him in the lineup and later some hard training at developing his kicking skill paid off and he now finds himself an invaluable ingredient of da waaugh!.

And *still* has yet to miss a game!

<b>Beginnings</b>: He debut'd against the infamous Carlton United squad and played a blinder of a game. Twice the Duke had to be called in to save his team from being humiliated by the sizzling squirt! Still not yet big enough to handle the duke, but one day.......

<b>Rolla Koast'ring wif da Krasherz!</b>: Halfway thru da Krasherz first tilt at da premiership, Kazi decided he'd also have a bit of 'a break from duty with the Krasherz. Since hiz mate Kami had been splatted on the pitch, playing just wasn't da same. But the lads conned him into coming back as assistant coach, just like Kami did for a bit - but he was perty sure it would'na work. He was da sidekick, not da star...and anyways, he preferred it like that. But, come back he did. Anyfing else was just boring.

<b>Asst Coach of da Mighty Vanguard!</b>
After their first and fairly successful tilt at da premiship, da krasherz left for da fringe. But Kazi stayed on and assisted as Assistant Coach doin odd jobs for Coach Snorri and occasionally he'd take off for a run wif da Krasherz....when they actually managed to find a game out dere in da Fringe! But for da most part, he found himself fillin' da boots of assistant coach for Snorri's new team, da Vanguard, and rather enjoying it. They were the halcyon days...and the Vanguard went on to two premierships, so he must 'ave been doin a dead 'ard job as asst coach, even if he often says so himself!

<b>Da Graveyard Shift</b>:
Then there was da graveyard shift. The coach had sunken into the underworld and the Ecclesiarchs had risen. Initially trapped by the insanity that had gripped Coach, he oddly found himself comfortable with what eventually transpired. It was the stuff of nightmares, but as the Ecclesiarchs flayed all in their path on the way to a premiership, the dead rediscovered their bloodbowling souls.

<b>Seeking</b>:
Life at Snorriheim rolled on. Snorri was getting more and more unsane each day. Mostly he left Kazi to deal wif everything figuring that 'teaching him all he knowz' gave him a good excuse to sit back and take it eazy. Which he did, most of da time. Cept when he got the odd insane urge to dig some more blood and bone into da pitch. The Seekers were proving to be an exciting new interest for Kazi though. Challenging, but definitely flamboyant too. They had a bit of a kamikaze streak though, but Kazi wasn't sure he was da right one to convince em dat that sort of notion was a bad thing...!