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Sordid Safewords
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Elphaba "Goosebumps" Ebonrod
#1
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
77
B
46
P
10
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
Block (20k)
Side Step (20k)
Don't mess with Elphaba. She knows SHOW TUNES. What a world.
Sly "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Stallion
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
2
B
31
P
0
F
1
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Block
+AG (40k)
If you don't say his safeword in time, he'll still Blitz you like a magic nanny wearing boxing gloves.
Trevor "Tax Returns" Hardfist
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
"I'm sorry, Paul Goldfist, we can't hire you. I know you scored the decisive one-nil against those Vampires, and we could afford you, but what we really need is a third Blitzer, not a journeyman Lino..."
"A Blitzer, you say? My cousin from the Hardfist side of the clan used to be a Blitzer in college. Although it won't be easy convincing him to leave his financial advisor career... he so loves to crush the hopes of uppity startups."
"A Blitzer, you say? My cousin from the Hardfist side of the clan used to be a Blitzer in college. Although it won't be easy convincing him to leave his financial advisor career... he so loves to crush the hopes of uppity startups."
Gaston "Gesundheit" Gimp
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
39
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dauntless (20k)
Gaston has yet to play against Nurgle, and may find his safeword to be less effective against them.
Andathe Celsus
#5
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
16
B
19
P
2
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
Block (20k)
Andathe is new to the game. She has not picked a safeword for herself yet. She does not believe in safewords. She does believe in consent-based cruelty. If you're on the pitch, you are consenting.
Agony "Auntie" DuSangre
#7
Runner
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
75
B
18
P
3
F
2
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
Skills
Dump-Off
+ST (50k)
Dodge (20k)
One of the DuSangre sisters, Agony sure knows how to get a confession out of you.
Ecstasy "Elderberry" DuSangre
#8
Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
22
B
23
P
10
F
1
G
9
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Dump-Off
Leader (20k)
Xavier "Exciteable" Xenophile
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
25
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Yorick "Yessir" Ysengrym
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
2
B
23
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Hedda "Harder" Heisenberg
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
15
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
n
Skills
Fridhless "Florist" Farcical
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
35
B
27
P
1
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
m
Skills
Block (20k)
Diving Tackle (20k)