Lestat was born the seventh son of a poor noble family. As a mortal, Lestat was a stand out Blood Bowl player at the University of Altdorf. It was commonly thought that he would go on to play for the Reikland Reavers when a spot opened up. That changed in an exhibition game with the Black Sabbeths. The Altdorf Crimson Tide were up 2-1 with only a few minutes left on the clock. Lestat was driving, dancing along the sideline when and about to put the Tide up by an insurmountable 2 point lead. Out of nowhere he was tackled by Magnus, standout blitzer for the Sabbeths. As Lestat fell Magnus bit him. The Sabbeths left Lestat for dead, but a wandering apothecary managed to keep him alive. Lestat was turned. Not knowing what to do with his life, and his dreams of playing for the Reavers crushed, he linked up with newly formed vampire team under Coach John Carpenter in the Nurgle Amorical Football League.

Born Billy Baldwin in the mountain village of Pueblo. Baldwin changed his name when he took up a career as bounty hunter and private investigator. This line of work brought him into contact with James Woods, an occultist and vampire hunter. After working together on a few cases the pair decided go into business together. They became renowned vampire hunters, capturing or defeating scores of the undead fiends. Their partnership ended abruptly when Montoya was bit on the job. Instead of staking his friend, Woods decided to spare Montoya, giving him two days to flee. After that Woods would track him down. For three years Montoya evaded Woods. He took a job as a blitzer on a traveling blood bowl team, The Things, coached by John Carpenter. When Carpenter was fired from the team Montoya chose to follow him to his next job, as head coach in the fledgling Nurgle Amorical Football League. Woods found Montoya when he came across the League's season three announcement. When Woods confronted him, Montoya managed to convince him to spare his life and join the Vampires. Woods agreed. Sadly, Woods was killed at the hands of brute playing for Orctemis Prime. Montoya has vowed to avenge his former partner.

After a long an convoluted romance with a vampire named Edward, that probably involved temptation by a thirst trap werewolf named Jacob, Isabella Swan was sired by her immortal beau. Their fairytale romance did not last forever. Several decades into their marriage she tired of Edward, and longed for the adventure they had when first met. His personality had changed, he had lost his passion and became increasing temperamental. Realizing the grave mistake she made shacking up with a mercurial vampire, she abandoned him and their child Reneesme. As she traveled Reikland in search of a new adventure, she came across a blood bowl game. It was one of the last games of the Nurgle Amorical Football League's second season, the Industrial Gnoblars of the World vs. the Orklahoma City Plunder. The two teams were on the bottom of the league, playing a meaningless game, but their players had all the passion and drive that Edward had lost. She was hooked, she needed to play. She traveled to the league offices and sat down with the director of player development. He put her in touch with an upstart coach, John Carpenter, who was getting together a team for the league's third season.

A mysterious vampire from the far off Land of Ooo, Marceline came to Reikland with her band. After a public falling out with her bandmates she and her close friend, Finn the Human, needed money to get back to Ooo. Marceline read in a local periodical that John Carpenter was looking for Vampires and their thralls to play on his new blood bowl team. Out of options and cash, and knowing it was time for a new adventure, the pair decided join the team.

In his youth Giles was a hard partying street hooligan. A huge fan of his local Blood Bowl team, a Tzneetch chaos renegades team known as Pink Void, Giles traveled the continent to watch their games. His passion for blood bowl waned with age, as he took up the family business of guiding young monster slayers. He spent years as an occultist supporting his ward a slayer named Buffy. His interest in Blood Bowl was reignited when Buffy chose to follow a vampire she befriended in joining John Carpenter’s Vampires. Not wanting to leave his charge, but being advanced in age, he signed with the team as a kicker, not realizing recent rule changes would place him in the middle of the action.

An insane vampire who believes he is a priest of a holy order. Coach Carpenter convinced him the best way to spread his mad faith was to preach ... in the Church of Nuffle, the blood bowl pitch.

Finn is a human from the Land of Ooo. He was an extraordinarily eligible bachelor there, as near everyone is some kind of princess. Heartbreak from failed relationships with Fire Princess and Bubblegum, along with the relentless advances of Lumpy Space Princess, drove him to follow his friend Marceline to the New World. Her band broke up shortly after their arrival on the continent. Broke, with no way home, the pair searched the periodicals for new work. Finn was sold when Marceline showed him a want ad reading “ADVENTURE TIME: Vampires needed for new Blood Bowl Team. Humans also wanted, no experience required. Inquire with J. Carpenter @ the Pork Chop Express Tavern.”

An octogenarian sadist butler. He’s here for a bit of the old ultra-violence. For what it’s worth, he’s also a monarchist.

He’s not really a thrall in the normal sense of the word. Prior to joint the team he didn’t even believe in Vampires, let alone hang out with them. When he applied he thought that his years of mercenary work in the deserts and among the barbarian tribes qualified him for the job. Turns out it wasn’t, it was the tattoo one tribe gave him showing his blood type that made him uniquely qualified. Two days experience as a blood bag was sufficient for Carpenter and his merry band of vamps.

A knight that served for a long forgotten queen. He was executed hundreds of years ago. . Recently he raised from the dead by the vampire lord Dio Brando. Having been turned from his master by the gentleman warrior Jonathan Joestar, he took to playing Blood Bowl. While things have changed in the world, one thing remains constant, his luscious locks.

A young vampire slayer that dates an abnormal amount of vampires given her profession. She followed Spike in joining Coach Carpenter’s team, because f*** Angel, Spike is best Waifu.