Once a simple halfling, the pull of the Mother Ham proved too strong for this one.

The younger of the Brothers who tried to sample the Mother Ham. Little is known about their origins.

Mutated a set of vicious claws on 04/05/2020.
Ate Buck "The Fizz" Cheapshot vs Snot Gonna Happen
Smashed the collarbone of Dead Pete vs Skallywags Are We! (-ST on a ST1 rat)
Regen'd TWICE vs Skallywags Arr We!

--- Kills ---

Omournil, Crypt Ghoul of Mott's Blood Pies.

Once a master butcher with skill beyond measure, the ease of butchering with a chainsaw pulled Briggs into Chaos. With no one wanting his butchered steaks and split sausages, he turned his talents into coin with the Rams.

Tex was once a refined Woodsman of good nature. The Chainsaw Curse however was stronger than his will and the sound of roaring trees soon saw him kicked out of his idyllic village and into the arms of the passing Rams.

Smashed the collarbone of Beast of Nurgle, B-589224 vs Mini Scumbots (-1ST)
Would of RIP'd vs Mini Scumbots, saved by the apothecary
Would of RIP'd vs Skallywags Arr We! Saved again by the apothecary

Chief of the Rotted Ham Rams, Heinrich orchestrates all the training and feasting with utter disregard for halfling tradition. He has the honor of Keeper of the Ham and is detailed with its security.

Sick of dodging gits, Heinrich has developed a superior tackling technique.

Got his eye gouged vs Skallywags Are We!

Replaced Saladzar in the kitchen. Knows his way round all types of frying equipment.

Greg joined the Rotted Ham Rams somewhere on the road. Nobody is sure about where he comes from, all they know is that he cleans out the grease traps after a good cookout.

Contaminated grease traps are dangerous in the Ram camp. Greg now sports a shiny new claw due to the mutating waste.

Suffered a smashed hip vs Skallywags Arr We!

Fred Fatcatcher is the assistant of Greg Greasetrapp. Does little around camp except moving drums of frying fat to the kitchens.

Touched the Mother Ham. His hand has since developed into an egregious claw.

Covered in pasty white skin and virulent red spots, John Mayo represents a strange spicy side sauce in his complexion. Concerns over his exposure to the team spawns are rife around camp due to his unfortunate role as the spawn pen cleaner.

Residual effects of caring for the injured Spawn Skryyplchik have led to a horrific Claw mutation.

Got his hand smashed vs Skallywags Are We!

Grumpy, old and has a poor choice in seasoning. Permanently banned from the kitchen.

Formerly a fishmonger, outcast by his home town for his propensity to eat fish raw and sometimes alive, straight from the river.

Once the owner of an infamous spicy meat deli, Badcooks, Bryan has always had a taste for food that causes pain.

Obsessed with carbonated drinks and liquid foods. Quite rotund and not known for his speed.

Dover Drippings, the son of a Chef. Castout by friends and family for his love of deep frying everything. Currently the team chef.

Permanently damaged Barbarossa's back with his claw vs Skallywags Are We!

Leroy was once a very succesful citrus fruit farmer but suffered badly from a few failed lemon crops after attempting to grow them in place of his prize limes. Loves limes but still hates lemons to this day.

Stamped on two thumbed Howard vs Skallywags Are We! (MNG from foul)
Killed veteran slave Kim dotcom vs Skallywags Arr We!

Cast out of the infamous Hamslicer crime family, Herman seeks nothing more than gold and glory on the pitch.