Iron Mike, or Zig, as is he is known in the team, succumbed to an early injury against the Lizards the Ancient Painmakers... Ran full into a Saurus and broke his knee. Thus, after just six games, he went for knee surgery, a painful bone graft operation performed with a hacksaw and anaesthetics (a towel in his teeth). Now, he's back, limber once again!

Hawkeye finally threw off the elfy image that had been dogging him when he gave it "in yuh face!" to a Chaos dwarf blocker who was just standing nearby. Commentator Urzak Footstomper later said, "zimsg snuck 5 blitzers in there!" proudly counting on his 4 fingers...

Of course, he went on to train more passing, which is slowly losing him this credit. No wonder he's got anger issues...

Possibly the most under-rated player in Fumbbl history. 15 games of constantly, faithfully standing on the LOS, and he doesn't have even one SPP to his name! Yes, that's right, no casualties, completions, touchdowns, or even a lucky MVP!