Sunnyvale Trailer Parkbowl
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Stand Firm
James "Jim" Lahey is the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. In his youth, Lahey was an idealistic police officer, but since his wrongful dismissal as a result of a prank by Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles on Halloween 1977, he degenerated into a bitter alcoholic. Still, he has devoted himself to making Sunnyvale a better place to live, accompanied by his devoted assistant Randy.
I AM THE LIQUOR!
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Stand Firm
Randall, commonly referred to as Randy and Bobandy, is Jim Lahey's devoted assistant trailer park supervisor. Their relationship began in 1997 when Lahey's then-wife Barbara found Randy turning tricks for cheeseburgers while calling himself "Smokey" and wearing a cowboy hat. Out of her Christian charity, she invited him to stay with them for a time.
MAN'S GOTTA EAT
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Ricky is a fun-loving, dim-witted slacker who enjoys marijuana, JalapeƱo Potato Chips, pepperoni, chicken chips, licorice, cigarettes, ravioli, chicken fingers, fish sticks, and alcoholic beverages. He is also a fast-talking schemer. His daughter Trinity is a kleptomaniac and his ex-wife, Lucy, is a stripper. He and Julian have been best friends since they were kids. FUCK!
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Julian enjoys marijuana and alcoholic beverages, and he used to smoke cigarettes. Although he often appears intimidating to other characters, Julian is actually very compassionate and prefers to avoid confrontations, though he will not hesitate to fight back when things turn violent.
DON'T WORRY ABUT IT
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Bubbles' full name is never revealed, and he is simply referred to by hospitals, courts, and other officials as "Bubbles." A Haligonian,he is known for his hoarse Maritimer English, sensitive nature, pearl snap shirts, and thick glasses that magnify his eyes to a considerable degree. Bubbles has never been seen without his glasses, even in photographs of him as a child.
IT'S A BIT FUCKY IF YOU ASK ME
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Lucy is Ricky's on-and-off again girlfriend. Ricky is extremely loyal to Lucy, but Lucy is promiscuous, especially when intoxicated and stoned on marijuana, but Lucy expressed a genuine desire to be a responsible parent and will go to great lengths to ensure that Trinity does not end up like her father.
Cory and Trevor are a pair of hapless, misguided, and codependent young men whom Ricky and Julian often use as jail cover and as scapegoats for whenever their plans go awry; the younger boys are sometimes responsible for these dilemmas, due either to their own incompetence or unfortunate circumstances. I've Met Cats & Dogs Smarter Than Trevor & Cory!
Cory and Trevor are a pair of hapless, misguided, and codependent young men whom Ricky and Julian often use as jail cover and as scapegoats for whenever their plans go awry; the younger boys are sometimes responsible for these dilemmas, due either to their own incompetence or unfortunate circumstances. I fucking miss Cory and Trevor.
Jacob Collins is a young man who often works at a convenience store, a hardware store, and other minimum wage jobs to make even. Jacob is the son of Philadelphia Collins. Jacob idolizes Julian, going so far as to mimic his appearance and mannerisms.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
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Dirty Player
Philadelphia "Phil" Collins is known mostly for his obesity and burps. Though he is always referred to as "Phil Collins", nobody except Sam Losco and Randy seem to make the connection between him and the musician of the same name.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Thomas Collins, Phil Collins' other son, drives a 1967 "RS Camaro". He is very protective of his brother Jacob, always trying to keep him away from the trouble he believes will result from associating with Julian. He is an aggressive brute, pushing Ricky up to trailer walls, grabbing Julian's collar, and fighting with Sam Losco.
Cyrus MacDougall is the Boys' nemesis. He is a bully and criminal who enjoys waving his Beretta 92 around to terrorize the trailer-park residents. Julian later drives him from the park, exposing him as a coward. Like Ricky, Cyrus is a high-school dropout.He attempts to get his Grade 10 along with Ricky, but fails after he is caught (and exposed by Ricky) using Jacob to cheat on the exam. Cyrus attempts to kill Ricky as revenge, but is arrested by the police. Cyrus drives a red 1978 Corvette, which he proudly keeps in pristine condition, although the Boys vandalized it.
FUCK OFF, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO
Trinity Collins is Lucy's daughter by Ricky, although there are occasional hints that Julian is her biological father. She is beloved by both men; Ricky in particular has proven willing to do almost anything for her. A sweet grade-schooler, Trinity becomes less innocent and more troublesome. Despite Ricky's frequent absences from Trinity's life, they manage to maintain a loving father-daughter relationship.