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Orctemis Prime
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"Ork" Hogan
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
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0
B
51
P
0
F
5
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Dodge
Blatterstool Gimdrib, better known as "Ork" Hogan is a former professional pitfighter who moved to bloodbowl when he decided killing unarmored people was too easy. Known for his long hair and loud personality, "Ork" Hogan plays to feed his family and take care of his 11 kids through different mothers (suck it Antoniork Cromartie).
Orctavious Rex
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
55
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
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0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
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Skills
Block
Break Tackle
Orctavious Rex became the leader of his local tribe. Born and abandoned, he fought and fought until he became the mayor of his tribe (hence the title Rex). He managed to unite his tribe and take over rival factions, leading to a golden age for orcs on planet Khajjuul. Then he was trapped and forced to play bloodbowl. His tribe was destroyed in the process.
 
BIG BANG CLORK
#3
Black Orc Blocker
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4
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4
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2
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9
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0
B
19
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0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
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0
Cs
1
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0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
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Skills
Block
WENT TO LONDON WITH THE BIG BANG CLORK!

EVERYONE WAS ALL RUNNING AROUND AND SCREAMING LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE FEMALES!

HE AND THE DAWGS ON THE PROWL TONIGHT, GETTING DAT V.I.P. ON SWOLE!

TO GO UP AGAINST HIM, YOUR HIP GAME GOTTA BE STRONG!
Orctimization
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
49
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
ORCTIMIZATION IS THE MOST ORC THINGS OF ALL ORCS THAT EXIST! THE STUDY OF ORCTIMIZATION LEADS TO THE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS ORC AND THE APPLICATION OF ALL THINGS ORC! APPLYING ORCTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES TO ANY PROBLEMS WILL GUARANTEE EFFICIENT ORC SOLUTIONS PROVIDED THAT THE PROBLEM SPACE IS AFFINE.
 
Quintorcis Jones
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
50
B
32
P
0
F
4
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
+MA
Mighty Blow
Quintorcis Lopez "Julio" Jones is known for having the softest hands of any orc has ever existed. The man has the ability to catch any football thrown within 10 feet of his current location. He also has the tact to realize that catching passes is for cowards who don't have the courage to run through every opponent, which is why he refuses to do so. Quintorcis is one of the most respecked individuals in the Nurgle Amorical Football league, and is the Union Representative for Orctemis Prime.
Megatrorc
#6
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
38
B
33
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
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Skills
Block
+MA
Mighty Blow
Calvin "Megatroc" Johnson is da most physical receiver who has eva played da game. He routinely puts da team on his back, doe. He's most remembered for overrunning Darren Sharp-hands, one of the most hardest hittin' safeties in the league despite having a broke leg.

Curiously enough, even though he's a pro bowl caliber receiver and known for scoring points, he's never caught a pass in his career.
 
Terrell Orc-ens
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
83
B
41
P
6
F
3
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Terrell Orc-ens is known as one of the greatest Orc receivers in the history of the NGL, setting career records for orcs with 7 career receptions and 40 receiving yards, this has unfortunately garnered him the reputation of being softer than a Disney Matinee. He retired two years ago, but after losing most of their "skill" hitters last year, Orctemis prime called him out of retirement.
Steve Smith Sr.
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
62
B
39
P
0
F
4
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Grab
Mighty Blow
Steve Smith Senior is the man who brings toughness to the receiving corp. He's the bully, the heart and soul, and the enforcer of Orctemis Prime. He's holds the record for being the only orc player ever charged for conduct on the field, for the infamous "murder melee". He's been a captain on the team ever since he beat the charges.
 
Rex Grossorc III
#9
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
48
B
16
P
6
F
7
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Rex Grossorc III is the only son of Rex Grossorc Sr., known for his poor counting skills. Rex Grossorc III inherited those counting skills from his father, and it's apparent in the way he reads a defense, where he looks at his first read, then throws deep every time.

He was inspired to play the game by his hero, Elite QB Joe Flaccorc. He was actually at the game where Elite QB Joe Flaccorc died, and rushed the field with the rest of the rioters upon his death. He Managed to pull most of Elite QB Joe Flaccorc's teeth in the ruckus and wears them as a necklace every game.
Waterboy
#10
Lineman
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5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
1
B
11
P
0
F
5
G
12
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0
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0
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1
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0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
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0
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2
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Skills
Who gives a crap, he's a waterboy.
 
Towelboy
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
5
G
12
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0
In
0
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0
Td
0
Mvp
0
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0
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0
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0
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who gives a crap, he's a towelboy.
Ork Delhomme Jr.
#12
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Vinny Trollstaverde
#13
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Vincent "Vinny" Trollstaverde was found in the locker room 4 games into the blood bowl season. He thought it was a bridge and decided to live there. No one was sure how he made it into the lockerroom until they saw the trial of dead security guards. This was what earned him a roster spot on the team.

The BOB's take turns dressing him on game day because he lacks the wherewithal to complete such a daunting task on his own. The team makes sure he isn't involved in any huddles since any information is liken to short circuit his brain.