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Gang of Unreliables
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Melkor Darkhand
#1
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
88
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Dodge
Leader
Hates Kreek Sharptail the Skaven.

Melkor Darkhand joined the Gang of Unreliables after being driven out of his originating team for unseemly conduct and wasting his evil talents off the pitch. Has built a rivalry with Skaven team member Kreek Sharptail over who gets the possess the ball. Infamous for spending the majority of the first game of the team knocked out. Melkor, suspecting foul play on Kreek's part, has sworn revenge.

Since gaining more experience, Melkor and Oldoz Hopefool have become something reminiscent of "friends", Melkor appreciating Oldoz's somewhat less annoying demeanour and Oldoz for Melkor's competency. Oldoz knows what the team should be doing and barks orders, but most of the time falls on deaf ears. Melkor on the other hand, has a sharp, shrilling voice which the team will listen to if only to shut him up. While Oldoz the Orc is still the official captain of the team, Melkor helps the greenskin convey his orders throughout the drive.
Oldoz Hopefool
#2
Renegade Orc Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Hates his team.

Oldoz was once just a normal Orc looking to make it big in the wonderful world of Blood Bowl. Sadly, due to a quirk of faith and bad luck, Oldoz has ended up as Captain, Owner and Head Coach of the "Gang of Unreliables" team. Never knowing who or what is going to turn up on match day, Oldoz desperately attempts to balance a life of exercise, violence and financial safekeeping. It is to be seen how far the old Orc can take this team of deranged lunatics but for now, it seems he has something resembling a stable roster.
 
Brick Smashhead
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Hates Skullcrusher Syngun.

An Ogre who was a participant of the famous pit fighting tournament, Ogre Kombat. Brick Smashead joined the team after a few drunken barrels of beer and has grown accustomed to most of his team mates. The one exception is Skullcrusher Syngun the Minotaur. He finds the minotaur's tantrums and endless wailing to be extremely irritable and is just waiting for an excuse to prematurely end the creatures career himself.
Grumpy the Green
#4
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Hates being hungry.

A troll found outside a teams' locker room eating its own buggers and was picked up to add extra muscle to the team. Initially, he seemed reluctant but after offering several boxes of raw meat, Grumpy joined the team being lead back to the teams' area one slab of meat at a time.
 
Skullcrusher Syngun
#5
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
32
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
n
Skills
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Juggernaut
Hates Brick Smashhead the Ogre.

Responsible for the death of the original Head Coach in their unofficial first match. Being tripped by Kreek Sharptail, Syngun fell and landed on top of the Head coach, crushing his skull (and body) into paste, granting him the nickname Skullcrusher. The fact he was trying to kill the Head coach anyway is just a happy coincidence.

Skullcrusher Syngun was also notable for being the first injured player on the team, failing a miserable block against a high elf blitzer, badly hurting him.
Skraggit da Git
#6
Renegade Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
3
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Hates anyone bigger than him.

Which is nearly everyone! Skraggit joined the Chaos Renegades after stealing some of the stolen treasury of his former Goblin team, which had just been stolen from a particularly wealthy referee. While his fellow goblins initially were willing to give him another chance (after all a sneaky goblin who can outwit other goblins is a great asset), his sudden insistence of turning up to the pitch with purple warpaint was the last straw. Shortly after being booted out, he found an opportunity to return to the grid iron through the Gang of Unreliables.
 
Kreek Sharptail
#7
Renegade Skaven Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
27
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block
Claw
Hates Melkor Darkhand. Regularly gets into arguments over who gets to carry the ball mid-game. Their first official match under the new franchise "Gang of Unreliables", Kreek was delighted when Melkor was shoved into the crowd and remained the entire match unconscious. Not only did he manage to get a hold of the ball but also scored a touchdown.

Unfortunately the MVP award was still given Melkor Darkhand. This enraged Kreek, resulting in him murdering the members of the jury.

Melkor's unusually long state of unconsciousness was later attributed to someone switching the smelting salts with a noxious piece of warpstone but nothing has been currently proven as of yet who the culprit could have been.
Basher von Bash
#8
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Hates not bashing things.

Loves to fight and loves to bash stuff. Joined the team simply for an excuse to hit things and be paid for it.
 
Thaddeus Gamow
#9
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Once worked alongside a number of human teams, Thaddeus Gamow was fed up being a thrower who never actually got to carry the ball. Instead his job was to hand the ball off to one of his catcher team mates while he spent the rest of the drive fighting alongside the blitzers. Seeing how his team refused to use his talents to their full advantage, Thaddeus, after seeing through several teams, decided to join a Chaos Renegades team and embrace the more violent aspect of the game.
The Drunk
#10
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Hates being sober.

Has spent many years working with several human teams due to almost complete accident. One particular year he decided to take a different turn during his drunken stupor and ended up happily signed up to join a Chaos Renegades team.
 
The Captain
#11
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
8
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Hates everyone.

Fired from a human team as their blitzer and captain due to suffering a number serious injuries, The Captain has decided to join the Chaos Renegades to get his revenge on all those teams' who wronged him.

To him, Human teams must suffer for firing him and the other races for causing his severe, career ending injuries in the first place.
Boris
#12
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Hates anyone not named Boris.
 
Captain Lathaniel
#13
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Hates his old team.

Captain Lathaniel was once a blitzer for the Middenland Moors. After receiving a smashed hip, he was cut from the team unceremoniously. Left a broken and disheveled ex-BB player, Captain Lathaniel fell into a state of despair. However, once he eventually got his life back in order, Lathaniel decided he would forsake his old team. Now he would go to join a Chaos Renegades team and show all those who once looked down upon him his true potential and wrath.