Spudge Teatime is right up there with the greats of Halfling Bloodbowl. Spudge is the first Halfling to eat a whole teams pie rations, the first Halfling to fit 4 half time pies in his mouth at once and also the very first player ever in the history of Bloodbowl to swallow a yard of ale without taking a breath.
Oh, and also he scored some touchdowns and did some other stuff on the pitch.

Grimm sideburn comes from a long (short?) line of Bloodbowl players, his great grandfather Griggs (deceased), his grandfather Gorggo (deceased) and father Ginga (deceased) were all aspiring players in their own right, however, only Grimm has so far made it to the heady heights of semi professional sports. At very nearly a respectable height for a Halfling, Grimm has one or two advantages over his fellow players, but it is his nimble hands, swift feet and incredibly thick skull that truly mark him apart. One of his several team records is "most likely to get hit in the head and get back up again award," which won him his lucrative Thick Crust Pasty Co. TM sponsorship deal. As their slogan goes, "The only thing thicker than our pastry is Grimms skull."