Let's be honest. All those other people you call friends aren't actually friends. This boy right here? He's one hell of a pupper who's ready to fight alongside you until death. He's always got your back, always there to fight off the guy you should be worried about and always there to fuck up Who You Want to Be's car.

Such a good boy!

This is who you think you are. A strong, cool-looking guy who also has a lot of abandonment issues and thinks he’s failed (which you have). This is what would happen if you fucked up so bad you got trapped in a world of games and actually had to get strong to survive. As cool as he is, it would be a shame because you would also lose your innocence and kind heart.

This is Bob. This is who you should strive to be. Not necessarily as cool looking or strong as who you think you are, but has accomplished so much and will continue to inspire hope in those who cannot take care of themselves. The problem is, you will never be him. He cannot be replaced, no matter how hard you attempt to do so.

She tricked you into coming into your world after proving she was not a sprite like you. You let it happen because you were lonely and a teen boy looking for a new toy. She grew up, got hot, and now stays by your side, even though your fuck up kept the both of you locked in a world of eternal hell, trying to find your way home. Why she likes you is beyond any of us, but it might be because she has stockholm syndrome or something, I’m not a doctor.

Hooooo Boy, it’s ya boy Ray! Now this guy is the epitome of cool. He has a surfboard that he uses to literally surf the net. He’s got glasses, he’s fit, he’s made of some weird ass silver liquid. He’s also confident and doesn’t put up with your shit. He’s also got the hots for Her. She tells you not to worry, and you probably shouldn’t because she is obsessed with you, but don’t think he wouldn’t hit that if he didn’t have a chance.

Now this guy, this is the one you should worry about. Megabyte won’t just fuck your lady, he’ll fuck you, your sister, your mom, hell even your dog. He’s a total badass who wants to rule the entire net and you’re just a stepping stone on his way to it. He’s also a paraplegic. Seriously, he is. Did you not see the episode where he had to get his minions to bring him his legs because he’s stuck in a chair otherwise? Jeeze, do you even know what’s going on in this show?

When you were young your dad left you to go get smokes. He did it for two reasons, he was a shitty dad and because of your mom. Is there really more that needs to be said about him? You don’t know anything about him, so there’s that I guess. Maybe now you can reconnect with him or something. I doubt it though.

This is you. You’re weak, tiny, and stupid as fuck. You think you’re helping when you attempt your plans, but really, all you’re doing is fucking everything up and hindering your friends. I don’t know why you try at all. You should stay home with your sister and keep to your studies because you’re not strong enough and never will be.

Also You died to Dylan..... come on. And then you got killed again? Honestly, how useless are you?

Oh, you thought you had friends? Nope, just this guy here. The only thing more annoying than you is this guy here. He keeps trying to get you in on his pyramid scheme and to buy his products at the insane price of $9999.99. They don’t even work, but he needs to pay off his pyramid bills so his master doesn’t keep him in debt. He’s like an infomercial if they could walk, talk and follow you around.

People are afraid of him for some reason.

Maybe because he looks like a gun? I dunno.

Joined the team to play with his best friend, The Nice Guy. He was sad to see that when he arrived his friend wasn't here anymore, but this guy is so nice he still decided to play anyways. How nice of him!