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Milking the Pigeon
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Kalamazoo Thundertrunk
#1
Pump Wagon
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
81
P
0
F
34
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Break Tackle (20k)
Guard (20k)
Multiple Block (20k)
Killed:
Qaiyum Isaiah

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Velocipede Fondlefoot
#2
Pump Wagon
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
10
B
76
P
0
F
8
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
+MA (30k)
Break Tackle (20k)
Fondle foot was a keen Snotling engineer. Unfortunately he got placed in the Troll massage roll hence earning his name. Hours of picking foot fungus from Trolls sent his mind whirring. A rotating barrel could replace his labouring hands.

It did and on being set up Randy Vomitbucket thought it best to chew on something whilst the Fondle foot machine went to work. Alas poor Fondle foot was nearest snack as he watched the machine work.

Now mostly left in the stalls to keep the Trolls "happy" some times the Fondle foot machine is rolled out on to the field.
 
Randy Vomitbucket
#3
Troll
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
137
P
0
F
1
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
7
GPP
53
XPP
0
SPP
53
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
+MA (30k)
Block (30k)
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
season 22 114 turns.
Berty Bellyache
#4
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
111
P
0
F
1
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
 
Venimous Shroomlobbotomy
#5
Fungus Flinga
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Side Step
Stunty
Hail Mary Pass (20k)
Dingus Dangleberries
#6
Fungus Flinga
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
n
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Side Step
Stunty
Hail Mary Pass (20k)
 
Doug Hunt
#7
Stilty Runna
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Sprint
Stunty
Pon-Pon
#8
Fun-hoppa
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
11
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Very Long Legs
 
Ivan 'The Meat-Safe Murderer' Dobsky,
#9
Fun-hoppa
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
8
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Very Long Legs
Jan Vanderhasselt
#10
Stilty Runna
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
7
B
1
P
1
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Sprint
Stunty
 
Sputnik
#11
Snotling
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
7
B
14
P
-1
F
7
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-st
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy
Hildergrad Grottington
#12
Snotling
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
7
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy
 
Fidel
#13
Snotling
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
4
R
23
B
4
P
0
F
9
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
-st, -av, m
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy
2 games 1 block but what a block: Saril Isaac – Broken Neck (-AG) Mnajdra Solstice
Maggie Hollister
#14
Snotling
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
15
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy