Weizenbier is an odd sort, even for a Black Orc. He doesn't speak proper orcish, content to yell what can only be gibberish at his teammates and opponents. Still, he's big and likes to hit things. Perhaps there's a spot for him on the roster after all.

The clumsy brother of Hogor, Higor does his best to follow in the footsteps of his more adroit sibling. Yet he suffers the same problems of receivers unwilling to receive. Perhaps he was cut out for a different team, or a different life, one where the passes fill the air like a flock of birds. Or maybe he just needs to learn to enjoy cracking skulls.

After a few games it appears he's developing a taste for violence after all. Higor has injured more players than any of the doughty black orcs. Perhaps they could learn a thing or two from him.

Hogor, not to be confused with his clumsy brother Higor, is the current anchor of the Orktoberfest's excellent passing game. The throws are usually perfect, but the receivers tend to be too focused on abusing some poor soul to bother catching the ball. This is true even in practices where the balls are strewn across the field whilst the lineorcs maul the practice dummies.

One day they'll learn. That or Hogor will choose a life of exile and defect to an elf team.

Nobody knows his real name. The lineorc known as Bark picked up his name due to his tendency to eat twigs, branches, and yes, bark. Orcs tend to frown on vegetarianism, but hey, he might come in useful should an ent ever take the pitch.

Well, that or he'll be killed horribly as he tries to bite it.

He's small, but insists everyone calls him "Tall Boy." Whatever that means.

A newcomer to the fledgling team, Guinness hails from a far off tribe of orcs. Much like the well-known drink, Guinness the player is thick, aromatic, and often leaves a bitter taste in the mouths of those around him.

But he sure as hell knows how to have a good time.

Bud is a friendly sort of orc, always up for having a good time on or off the pitch. As one of the newer acquisitions by Orktoberfest, he has yet to prove himself on the field, but if his skills are half as well-liked as his personality, he'll be a rising star before long.