Your Mother Was A Hamster
TV 1050k Orc team, coached by AfghanistanBananastand
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ...And Your Father Smelled of Elderberries | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 80k | |
| 2 | Fart in Your General Direction | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | |
| 3 | Taunt You A Second Time | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | |
| 4 | Food Trough Wiper | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 80k | |
| 5 | Bowels Unplugged | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
| 6 | Kneecaps Broken | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
| 7 | Heart Torn Out | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
| 8 | Four Score Blondes and Brunettes | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 9 | Too Perilous | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 10 | A Little Bit of Peril | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 11 | Nostrils Raped | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k |
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