Elves Can't Jump
CTV 1830k Slann team, coached by Baphoment
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lebron James | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Side Step | m, d | 46 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 49 | 3 | 135 | 0k |
| 2 | Kobe Briant | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Dwyane Wade | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 4 | Russel Westbrook | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Dauntless | m, d | 35 | 20 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 70 | 0k |
| 5 | Derrick Rose | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, +AG, Wrestle | n, m, m, d | 21 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0k |
| 6 | Carmelo Anthony | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Dwight Howard | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 8 | Blake Griffin | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | d | 25 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 9 | Chris Paul | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, +AG, Block, Dodge | m, m, m, -av, m, r | 57 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 61 | 0k |
| 10 | Chris Bosh | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, m, m, d | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 11 | Dirk Nowitzki | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Sure Hands | m, -ag | 33 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 17 | Jack Vilewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | David Hardstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Howard Clearstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Duane Bluelightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Dwyane Wade II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | m, d | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 0k |
| 17 | Nicholas Truefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | William Goldwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Duane Grottyshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 18 | Alexander Stronglightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 19 | Edward Clearhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Jack Vilewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Cory Vilebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Leroy Dirtysnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 3 | Kobe Briant II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | m, d | 18 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 17 | Vincent Bluelightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Leroy Strongstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 6 | Kevin Durant | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 17 | Billy Grottybrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Nicholas Hardbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Yorick Clumsyhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Leroy Fastbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | Trey Fastfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Ray Allen | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge | d | 8 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 17 | Kevin Quicklightning | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Chris Bosh | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 17 | Tristan Deepfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Zachary Hideoushawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Richard Strongtree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Kevin Durant II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Dauntless | m, n, r | 42 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 37 | 3 | 102 | 0k |
| 17 | Ulric Vilestream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | William Hotstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Coldsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Graham Bluebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Ray Allen II | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball | d | 12 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 0k |
| 2 | Dwyane Wade III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, +AG, Dodge, Side Step | d | 21 | 7 | 16 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 70 | 0k |
| 17 | Julius Quickfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | William Goldstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Clumsywing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 18 | Leroy Quicktree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 19 | Vincent Dirtybrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 20 | Sylvester Dirtytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Chris Bosh III | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | m, m, d | 45 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 0k |
| 17 | Ian Dirtylightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Robert Weaklightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Jack Clearshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | Cory Palelightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | Blake Griffin II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 17 | David Vilefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Vincent Weakfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Howard Strongfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 17 | Robert Dirtystream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Osmond Paleshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Dwight Howard II | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, -ma | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Albert Deepfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Billy Clearhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Paul Darkorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Kobe Briant III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Dauntless | m, m, m, d, r | 55 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 4 | 110 | 0k |
| 17 | Cory Darkspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Sylvester Goldstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Dwight Howard III | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Tackle | m, m, m, d | 30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 0k |
| 8 | Blake Griffin III | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Blake Griffin IV | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | d | 27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 30 | 0k |
| 17 | Julius Hideouswing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Tristan Paletree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 19 | George Cleartree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Vincent Hardwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Sean Silentwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 4 | Ray Allen III | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Dodge, Block | m, d | 30 | 18 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 0k |
| 17 | Richard Trueeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Leroy Hardfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Edward Deepbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Russel Westbrook II | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Strong Arm, +AG | d | 13 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 0k |
| 17 | Sean Clumsywing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Dirk Nowitzki II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, d | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 17 | Richard Hideousfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Robert Hideousrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Graham Weaksnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Derrick Rose II | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, Wrestle, Dauntless | d | 21 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 0k |
| 2 | Dwyane Wade IV | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dauntless | -av | 9 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 17 | Ian Deepwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | William Whitehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | Lebron James II | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow | d | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 0k |
| 8 | Dwight Howard IV | Kroxigor | 6 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull, Guard, Block | m, -av | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27 | 0k |
| 17 | Ulric Clumsyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Duane Clearfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ulric Vilehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 1 | Dwyane Wade V | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d | 7 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 0k |
| 17 | Kevin Hardshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Howard Silentshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sylvester Vileeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 2 | Lebron James III | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Tackle, Dodge | -ma | 39 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 47 | 0k |
| 17 | Osmond Hideouseagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | Dwyane Wade VI | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 7 | Blake Griffin V | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Edward Hardbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Duane Palestone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 19 | Sylvester Whiterock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Hardsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Osmond Dirtyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 19 | Duane Weaklightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Russel Westbrook III | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST, Sure Hands | d | 14 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0k |
| 17 | Richard Clumsytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Paul Weakfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Harold Darkshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Julius Deeprock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 1 | Dwyane Wade VII | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | 32 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 15 | 4 | 66 | 0k | |
| 17 | Zachary Clumsytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 18 | Cory Stronglightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Albert Goldbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 20 | Ulric Coldbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 4 | Sean Clumsybone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Kick, Fend | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 32 | 0k | |
| 17 | Kevin Fastwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Graham Silentbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Paul Cleartree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Ian Vilebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard | d | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 17 | Zachary Strongstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | David Deepfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Brian Clearsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Kevin Durant III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Mighty Blow | d | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 17 | David Fastshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Julius Clumsyhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Osmond Truefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Derrick Rose III | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, Dodge, Wrestle | m, m | 26 | 18 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 44 | 0k |
| 17 | Sylvester Bluestream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 18 | Ian Strongsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Vincent Deephawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Martin Darksnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Sylvester Grottystone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, m, d | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k |
| 18 | Cory Quicktree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Yorick Coldspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | George Paleshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Howard Vilebrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Aaron Hardfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Graham Hotbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Ian Whitebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Tristan Hideouseagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sylvester Quickhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Graham Dirtyhawk | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Fend | -ma | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 0k |
| 19 | Paul Strongspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Kevin Durant IV | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 4 | 7 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST, Block, Dodge, +AG | m, -av | 20 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 53 | 0k |
| 17 | Paul Vilespike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Martin Quickhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ulric Truehawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Evander Hardbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Russel Westbrook IV | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Dodge, Strip Ball | m, m, m | 17 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 37 | 0k |
| 17 | Tristan Darkeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 18 | Duane Dirtyfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ian Grottywing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Evander Weakshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Ray Allen IV | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 9 | Edward Hideouswing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 18 | Sean Coldbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ian Bluetree | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 11 | Billy Truesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard | d | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 17 | Vincent Hardwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Alexander Coldeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Howard Clumsyeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Truefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Alexander Hideousspike | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 17 | Ian Fastspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Sean Palehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Ray Allen V | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | 10 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0k | |
| 10 | Kobe Briant IV | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 17 | Howard Palestream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 18 | Xavier Hardspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Jack Darkspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | Edward Clearstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Blake Griffin VI | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 13 | Chris Bosh II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 2 | Lebron James | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Fasthawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Shaquille o'neal | Kroxigor | 6 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Richard Coldspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Duane Clumsyfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
50k
4
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1
8
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