Postponed due to bent pitch
TV 1110k Human team, coached by Beanflick
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "Massive Bereavement" | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 120k | |
| 2 | "Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels" | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 90k | |
| 3 | "Bishop Tumpety Thump" | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 4 | "The Bobby Davro Snooker Experience" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 5 | "Platitude Queen" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 6 | "Trust me, I'm a stomach" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 7 | "Aunties Pension" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 8 | "Lord Folicles Hooves Forever Machine" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50k | |
| 9 | "Joss Acklands Spunky Backpack" | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 10 | "Christ's Chin" | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 11 | "I am a Horse" | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 12 | "Portsmouth's Bubblejet" | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k |
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