# |
Name |
Position |
Ma |
St |
Ag |
Av |
Skills |
Inj |
G |
Cp |
Td |
It |
Cs |
Vp |
Sp |
Cost |
1 |
Fake News |
Troll Slayer |
5 |
3 |
2 |
8 |
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0k |
2 |
Global Warming Hoax |
Troll Slayer |
5 |
3 |
2 |
8 |
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0k |
3 |
Nuclear Button (works!) |
Blitzer |
5 |
3 |
3 |
9 |
Block, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0k |
4 |
Hillary for Prison |
Blitzer |
5 |
3 |
4 |
9 |
Block, Thick Skull, +AG |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
0k |
5 |
Fake Birth Certificate |
Runner |
6 |
3 |
3 |
8 |
Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
0k |
6 |
Perfectly Normal Sized Hands |
Runner |
6 |
3 |
3 |
8 |
Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
0k |
7 |
Grab them by the |
Blocker |
4 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
0k |
8 |
Covfefe |
Blocker |
4 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
0k |
9 |
Greatest Inauguration Ever |
Blocker |
3 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
-ma |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
0k |
10 |
Obama caused ISIS |
Blocker |
4 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
0k |
11 |
Sloppy Steve |
Blocker |
4 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
|
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0k |
17 |
Howard Quickfire |
Blocker |
4 |
3 |
2 |
9 |
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
|
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0k |