Ugly Mugs
CTV 0k Orc team, coached by Delta
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Peter Beardsley | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 2 | Bette Middler | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Multiple Block | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 17 | 0k | |
| 3 | Barbara Streisand | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m | 19 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 35 | 0k |
| 4 | Mick Foley | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | n | 11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 5 | Jo Brand | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 6 | Mick Hucknall | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | m, n | 8 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 7 | Ken Dodd | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Sure Hands | 18 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 0k | |
| 8 | Sylvester Stallone | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Block, +AG | 19 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 33 | 0k | |
| 9 | John Merrick | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +AG, Dodge | d | 8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 0k |
| 10 | My Mum | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +MA | 19 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0k | |
| 11 | Janet Street Porter | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Cupid Stunt | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | Dwayne Dibbley | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | 16 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 30 | 0k | |
| 11 | Rio Ferdinand | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Tackle, +AG | 15 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 30 | 0k | |
| 13 | Bernard Manning | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | m, n | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 12 | Your Mum | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | +ST | d | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 6 | Mick Hucknall | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 0k | |
| 4 | Mick Foley Jr | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 4 | Mick Foley III | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k | |
| 16 | Cupid Stunt | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 9 | John Merrick Jr | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
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